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i would make an excellent goon. i’d be like ”on it boss” and then i’d fuck it up instantly.

(mobster voice) say somethin’ else and youse gonna be plinkin’ with the horses

make 'im wear a pair of concrete horseshoes

mike’s hard bubble tea

It’s just marbles

one thing about me is i will be in bed

does anyone else remember grass. the warmth of the sun

winter makes me feel like the guys at the of the lotr. do you remember the taste of strawberries mr. frodo

When I was little, my mom told me that throwing your chewing gum out the car window was the good and moral thing to do because it patched up people's flat tires for them, and to this day, I think it's one of the funniest lies anyone's ever told a child for no reason.

tired girl core

shes slaying absolute sleepy