kiss the earth goodbye

I know I'm not the first person to observe this, but banishment is a hell of a funny punishment. I now sentence you to fuck off. I don't care where, just get out of my sight. Go on. Git.

do you think two pennies is still enough for the ferryman or has inflation driven up the fare

if he makes me use an app I am simply not crossing the river Styx.

Computer. Iris by the goo goo dolls. Loud enough to kill.

‘bread is bad for you’ ‘rice is bad for you’ sorry im not subscribing to the idea that staple grains that have been integral to cultures for centuries are evil. i love you carbs

A belly can be a "slut waist" too. If you're not a fearful little freak

blood pressure Ain't even real lol. *stands up and immediately