I'm just tryin' to get my smoothie on, dawg.

i cant wait until my life feels completely normal with no problems at all just like every single pwrson in the world besides me😁👍

[gripping the sink] perfectionism does not help me avoid embarrassment or shame. perfectionism is in itself a form of shame. when i struggle with perfectionism i struggle with shame. when i struggle with perfectionism i struggle with shame. when i struggle with perfectionism i struggle with shame

I feel like this is the kind of thing you only reblog if you have an aesthetic blog, which I do not, but goddammit I just love it when the moon lines up with stuff

Every protein bar is called something like "double chocolate indulgence caramel cookie dough delight crunch" and tastes like clay and sawdust

feeling very haunted by the lives i'm not living. time for coffee

Saw a dude wearing a shirt that said “BEAST MODE ON/OFF” with the “ON” indicated and for a split second I thought it was pointing to “OFF” and i was like thats fucking insane

this would be such an awesome shirt honestly. like count yourselves lucky motherfuckers, im not even in beast mode right now. dont push me or i'll go home and change into my other shirt

This too shall pass but like holy fuck

It looks like Maya is running a flash sale, so all skirts (aside from the newest mini skirt drop) are 25% off today! ✨