Tangled Tales

Girls will be like Idk why im so unproductive recently and then you ask whats going on in their life and they list eight lifestopping crisies and then say 'yeah but i should be fine :/ '

it should be socially acceptable for everyone to bring stuffed animals with them wherever they want tbh

if you change your icon your personality changes too. that’s just how it goes

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Woman who hasn't been held in a decade: oh I'm pretty low maintenance, yeah honestly I think I'd find that overwhelming or something, can I just hold your hand instead? If that's okay of course?

Woman who feels ill at the notion of taking up space: yeah I can stand. Yeah honestly it's no biggie I like standing. Do you mind if I lean here? It's okay to say no.

Woman who would rather die than be considered selfish: I'm really sorry to ask I'm probably just being annoying but could I ask for another pillow? Yeah there isn't one in the room. Yeah no worries I can just bunch up some towels if needed.

Woman who's most outlandish and fantastical fantasies are a coffee date and seeing a movie with someone: oh I don't get out much. Yeah I don't really like being around people. I'm pretty much an introvert. Or something like that yeah.

Woman who would break down screaming and crying if someone showed even a hint of affection in person, who would fall apart at the seams if you held her still and asked her if she was okay, woman who if allowed too would wrap herself around you and sob and weep until she became severely dehydrated: oh yeah sorry I spaced out for a second there. Yeah I'm doing alright.

Does he have "nonbinary vibes" or is he just east asian

The other character dynamic of all time is “you and the you that’s allowed to be happy”

i dont think lolcows are funny. i dont think its funny to make fun of people. chris chan, birdie, idc. it never comes from a place of genuine criticism and is always just a way to bully people who are deemed less than human, to easily get away with being a jackass

nobody should be as heavily documented on the internet as some of these people are, its an invasion of privacy, and more often than not, stems from bigotry of some sort

if you genuinly engage in lolcowing then i dont trust you. as an autistic person, if you find that funny, then i dont trust you. ill just assume im next

One time i tried to explain this to someone at a party and i stopped in the middle of it because i realized how stupid i was sounding