Love Me Like A Table

geometry is when topology gets hard. the harder it is, the more geometry it gets

if it's a whole lot of hard, it's analysis

That's bc hard => rigid and geometry is just rigid topology

what's rigid analytic geometry then?

what they call my peanits

geometry is when topology gets hard. the harder it is, the more geometry it gets

if it's a whole lot of hard, it's analysis

That's bc hard => rigid and geometry is just rigid topology

what's rigid analytic geometry then?

what they call my peanits

ohhh my god I just fact-checked, Nolan actually DID cut the "Nobody" scene from his Odyssey movie. Mfer that is like cutting the Father reveal from Star Wars. Let me speak in a language you understand this is like not dressing Batman up in his suit. "It was not possible to work it in" the TikTok musical with a budget of $4 and a scratched Hamilton CD managed to work it in in SONG form, step up your FUCKING GAME

This genuinely made me want to not watch it

also at the end when they ask you "any questions?" and you can't think of anything: ask about parking. even if you don't have a car.

ASK WHAT THE 30 60 90 DAY PLAN IS. It's asking about training and they always love it

apparently the finance team question of the week this week is 'would you rather fight 25 squirrels or 1 kangaroo' and im like well do i get to specify which kangaroo

tho i suppose the issue with fighting the musky rat-kangaroo is the emotional cost... yes this thing only weighs 500 grams and i could probably kick the shit out of it... but the remorse... the remorse :(

i would like to add to this that our manager responded that he would take the squirrels because he's 'done it before' and when pressed said they 'hunt in packs like velociraptors'.