Taneb

You are perma tf'd into the first pokemon you generate on this website, how happy are you wit your new form

wallace was right when he took himself and his gay little dog to the moon on account of maybe cheese was there

Omg I love all of this

i'm your only friend (realizes that's statistically unlikely) i'm not your only friend (considers my positive qualities) but i'm a little glowing friend (suddenly gets cold feet) but really i'm not actually your friend (remembers to be confident in relationships) but i am

laying in bed, high as fuck, thinking about balsamic vinegar

Its like grape soy sauce

:/

Both are brown liquid made from mold growing on it

You know, you're not wrong. I still don't have to enjoy the truth.

Gardens for building a light rail line in

@chrisis-averted