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i looked at my calendar turns out it is both saturday and june

I checked again and apparently we’re halfway through 2021

This is an actual Therapist Recommended method for dealing with a runaway “inner critic” and this comic is perfect ❤️

you see that. obama is jesus of the ants

if you don’t think this carries an important message about our society then you are what is wrong with human society today

And this is why when you see a post empowering and uplifting black women, do not invade it with “don’t you mean all women?” No, because this is not the reality of “all women.”

Say it louder for the ppl in the back!

We studied this experiment in sociology and it has been repeated several times over the years and it’s absolutely heartbreaking to watch these kids deal with racism this early

all of the numbers that are divisible by 17 sound so absurd. 51? 68? 85? ridiculous. 102? absolutely not. and don't even get me started on 119

34 and 136 i can believe, but i feel like i shouldn’t. it’s 102 in a trench coat

did we just run out of posts to make

no, i haven't made a post about every number yet

I'm sorry to let you know that 100,000,001 (one hundred million and one) is divisible by 17 and because of that, so is every 16-digit number that is four digits repeated four times e.g. 1234123412341234

And this is why numbers aren't allowed in my house. Letters only.

Ew

My favorite form of redemption arc is “I hate that I have morals now”

Like “I realized that I was in the wrong and now I will work hard to atone” is good and all, but “how dare you infect me with morals” will always be so much more entertaining

This one gets it

And like when they say “I’m only helping you because of [selfish reason that’s not truly the reason]”

“I assure you, my motives are completely selfish” they yell at the group as they fling themself between a giant fuck off monster and an unconscious guy they don’t even like

“Only I get to kill you! That’s it! That’s the only reason! I’m healing you and tending to your wounds because I HATE YOU!” 

@super-affection

i dont give a shit about malewife or girlboss i just want to see jeff bezos in a guillotine

“These pomegranites are a metaphor” I’m dying

I'm bisexual which means I have both the limp wrist condition and the I'm gonna lift all those chairs by myself if it kills me syndrome