Stumbled upon a reel on Instagram with a video of two famous cars on the same parking lot.
My friend laughed and said "I want to know where this is".
So I did the only logical thing I could have done and answered with another screenshot :
We laughed hard and then tried to imagine the context.
So. Picture this :
🐍 *approaches the other's table* Nice car.
🍺 Thanks. It's not mine though, I borrowed it.
🐍 Oh, we borrow things now ? What a letdown. *Sits down* During my Time, we would have stolen that car and driven anyone with a similar model to launch themselves off a cliff. You know, to add a bit of flurry. *Sighs* Downstairs really needs to up its game.
🍺 Now if you must know, I actually killed the previous owner. It was extremely bloody and painfully slow.
🐍 I see.
🍺 I chose this model because one of my... acquaintances... has the same one. To lure them here. *Moves his hand in a dismissal way* You get the idea.
🐍 Funny you should say that. I heard a hilarious little rumour just this morning.
🍺 Is that so ?
🐍 Hm.
*both drink in complete silence for a while*
🐍 So... A ghost-dinosaur haunting a public library, huh?
🍺 Can't believe those two idiots fell for that.
🐍 Tell me about it. If the hippy gang and their service dog are here too, everyone should know it's a hoax.
🍺 Cheers, mate. To humanity and their simple mind. So easy to fool.
🐍 Cheers to that.
*both glance through the window, noticing a ruckus across the street*
🍺Well, apparently not everyone.
*Outside, the Winchesters and the Scooby gang bicker about who is going to have the right to stay in the library tonight. Fred "We got here first!" And Dean "WE have weapons, you're just a bunch of high-as-f*ck roadtripping dumbasses!"*
🍺What did I say, idiots. All of them.
*Aziraphale suddenly pops in and interrupts the conversation saying that as a Bookshop owner, HE gets to stay in the library because he needs to protect the Books if Downstairs really set up an evil plan. Moreover, he is actually the most qualified to deal with dinosaurs seeing that he was already around when they were created and honestly, some humans should know better and step back when Evil forces are involved, especially if it concerns the Apocalypse. Or any type of extinct or out-of-this-world animal.*
🐍 Wait, that's my idiot ! *runs outside*
🍺 *sighs* Idiots, all of them.
