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some men are born bisexual. others have bisexuality thrust upon them

can a homie get a kiss on the lips

[kisses you] is this cringe bro? [kisses you harder] is this fail? is this going in your cringe comp?

good morning i love not being heterosexual

the main issue I have with being alive is that I can remember times when I have, in front of others, opened my mouth to say words

I would, in fact, like to play some “chess” with you, my dear.

Shall I set up the board, love?

invented a chess opening called the lovers gambit where you toss the pieces aside and start kissing your opponent on the table

my gender is when you flip over a rock in the woods and theres some worms vibing underneath

apparently you're supposed to present as "feminine" or "masculine" well i'm presenting as a "fucking idiot"

"get his ass" is such an inherently funny phrase

set your past on fire and leave

nothing more valid than being a little weird looking