SPEEDRUN STRATS

*looks at you with pity and contempt* tch. you don’t deserve the honor of facing me in a duel.

in movies, when a scientist is held hostage and is forced to make a bomb or virus, like my guy, those villains don’t know shit about science. just make a gumball machine, my dude

this is literally the plot of iron man

if we break up i'm taking back the powers i gave you

Thank god for titties and rice

U ever juss…wanna hide ur face in someone’s neck and …. Sleep

whenever somebody responds with “I beg your pardon?” assert your dominance by announcing “Then Beg.”

pick your battles. pick… pick fewer battles than that. put some battles back. that’s too many 

that urge to climb the rooftop of ur house. where does it come from.

the gargoyle instinct

*slowly removes my heart-shaped sunglasses* i beg your fucking pardon