listen to me. this is my final message to you. when you are at your lowest a fictional guy will come to you and when that happens you must start putting them in situations. this is the meaning of life.

And they don't tell you this, but every time you'll be a little older and think surely you've outgrown the power of fictional guy healing, and every time you will be wrong. You'll be so thankful you're wrong! Life is good y'all

imagine if i did my work. if i sat down and Did it. and it was Done. can you even imagine such a thing

Friends with benefits. And those benefits? Long insightful conversations about The Characters™️

I'm kinda shy but if youre persistent in getting to know me for 5-6 years I can be a good addition to your household

always fun when you submit to an anonymous confession blog tired and a lil drunk and then days/weeks later your alert and sober self gets jumpscared by it on the dash

of course my best friend logs into tumblr for the first time in six months and immediately locates said blog and post first try. I'm never posting anything ever ever again.

What is friendship if not being able to spot someone’s specific brand of thirst in a sea of tumblr users?

official fish post

these guys are vicious predators btw

birb with revirb

This is also where the generic "jungle" sounds in movies come from

He has a lot to say