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not to be thirsty on main but i would love a little kiss on the forehead

Wasn’t iCarly that guy with the wax wings that flew into the sun and fucking got rest because same

I just realized my phone corrected Icarus to iCarly because I type iCarly more than Icarus okay thanks

I thought this was just a god tier shitpost

i still dont know what rolling in the deep even means

no one does

Yep. If you’re still stuck indoors in 3 months, blame those idiots on the beach in CA and so many others like them.

jk rowling really tried so hard to make harry potter overwhelmingly straight and yet she still somehow managed to make every woman who ever worked at hogwarts a lesbian. professor trelawney? show me a straight person who's that into astrology. she's an astrology lesbian. madam hooch? with that haircut? sports lesbian. mcgonagall? who's backstory and life before hogwarts is mysteriously entirely excluded from the books and is instead portrayed as a spinster whose best friend is the only (loosely) canonically gay person in the entire series? lesbian. professor sprout? a gardener portrayed by miriam margolyes? lesbian. and do I even need to explain professor grubbly-plank? ultimate lesbian.

if you’d put this into a movie for any other country it would be universally understood they are an evil fascist regime

fantasy could be the best genre but unfortunately there are too many weird horny men writing it

I felt my life extend five years with how much this reduced my stress.