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“how did you get into writing” girl nobody gets into writing. writing shows up one day at your door and gets into you

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biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist

*kills you & resurrects u* *kills you & resurrects u* *kills you & resurrects u* *kills you & re

biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist

surrects you, kills you and--wait hold up. are you. are you getting off on this? oh, that's gross. that's so nasty. stop that. that is NOT what this is. what the hell is wrong with you

teaboot

There is nobody in this city I admire, fear, and respect more than the two identical white-haired androgynous teens who wander around together in various gothic outfits

I don't know if they're siblings or partners or friends but they both have bleach-white hair and always just seem to be having a good time and I love what they've got going on

versegm

No joke you guys NEED to get more comfortable blocking people. No more insulting people in public over different blorbo opinions no more making 2k long posts on how whatever ship you don't like shouldn't exist we've grown past that shit. Consistent posts about shit that make you uncomfortable? Block. Rancid blorbo opinions? Block. Is mildly annoying in your replies? Block. Pisses you off for reasons so petty you could never admit it publicly? Block. YOUR mental health will improve from not being upset 24/7, THEIR mental health will not be at risk of you lashing out because you happened to catch their posts on a bad day, and EVERYONE ELSE will benefit from not seeing the most embarrassing arguments known to man on their dash. "Oooh but they didn't deserve it-" dude you're presumably running a personal blog as a hobby not a public service. Who fucking cares.

camillamaecaulay

graves grow no green that you can use.

gwendolyn brooks

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scavengedluxury

I don't know, how about switching it off?

wilwheaton

Have you tried turning it off, and not turning it back on again?

soberscientistlife

The number one cause of death in pregnant women is murder. Think About That.

teaboot

...oh.

ingravinoveritas

"We've all got to be fighting that fight every day."

Happy Pride, everyone...

prof-grace-aspen

Look.

I have made you a chart. A very simple chart.

People say "You have to draw the line somewhere, and Biden has crossed it-" and my response is "Trump has crossed way more lines than Biden".

These categories are based off of actual policy enacted by both of these men while they were in office.

If the ONLY LINE YOU CARE ABOUT is line 12, you have an incredible amount of privilege, AND YOU DO NOT CARE ABOUT PALESTINIANS. You obviously have nothing to fear from a Trump presidency, and you do not give a fuck if a ceasefire actually occurs. You are obviously fine if your queer, disabled, and marginalized loved ones are hurt. You clearly don't care about the status of American democracy, which Trump has openly stated he plans to destroy on day 1 he is in office.

catboymistyquigley-deactivated2

if you want to vote for a third party, what you are going to do is vote for biden in november 2024 and then as soon as that’s done, start trying to get ranked choice voting in your state

we will ALWAYS be a two party system until voting reform happens, and voting reform won’t happen if project 2025 happens.

suck it up and vote biden, then put the next four years to good use

prof-grace-aspen

^^^

soberscientistlife

Teach your children how to deal with emotions in a constructive way. I wish I had done this with my children.

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odditycollector

Good news everyone I have accidentally discovered the stupidest fucking conceivable way to make myself to do chores

It goes like this…..

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My car: *low gas light on*

Me: I mean, I COULD stop at the gas station on the way home… OR! I could just NOT do that and deal with it tomorrow

Me: but what if I get stuck in a time loop starting tomorrow and every day I wake up and my car is on empty that would be so annoying

Me: uggghhh FINE I will stop at the gas station.

****LATER THIS EVENING:****

My sink: *has all my bowls and tea mugs in it*

Me: okay I don't actually care about this problem for tonight I am not planning on eating soup or tea

Me: …yeah but if i do end up being stuck in a time loop starting tomorrow it is going to SUCK to have only dirty tea cups in the morning forever

Me: uuuuughhhh okay clean sink it is

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I hate this. My brain must have an extremely low opinion of me to even try it, and it worked.

But hey, I don't have to try to remember to leave 5 min early tomorrow for a gas run?

fadingembers

As a kid, I was really upset that Bill Watterson wouldn't license Calvin & Hobbes so I could have plushies or so there would be a Saturday morning cartoon. Now, I realize his resistance is the reason we don't have a Calvin & Hobbes DreamWorks movie starring Chris Pratt.

zillanovikov

every year I post this meme and every year people get more mad at me than they did the previous year

shadow-banned-the-hedgehog

mlembug

"the average income in <X> is <Y> of <currency>" cool, what's the median

unyielding-pussy

Average isn't useful here. however, after a little bit of research, apparently the median income in the US is $24,327, which means the reality is actually much worse than this meme makes it seem. yay!

asteroidtroglodyte

littlemiss-stardust

born to be insane, forced to be nonchalant

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amloveabledeathmo

That's excellent

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