Ren Kougyoku

“Betrayed by my own butt yet again.”

“Can you explain memes to me?”

“Contrary to popular belief, penguins are… birds.”

“Did you think I was gonna stab you just now?”

“Don’t cry. Don’t cry. I swear to god if you cry again.”

“Don’t write checks your dick can’t cash.”

“Here’s to bad decisions and relaxed moral values.”

“How’s the…… jeeeeeeeeeesus?”

“I am a happy little cheese monster.”

“I am spinning a web of lies that I fear will one day consume me.”

“I don’t want your stupid fruit leather.”

“I have to get a solid two to three hours of brooding in per day. Filling quotas.”

“It’s called ‘string cheese’ and not ‘chompy cheese’ for a reason.”

“I’ll probably end up standing uncomfortably in the corner with a plate of food and hope that nobody talks to me.”

“I’m so many levels of irony deep I’ve forgotten what humour is.”

“I’m suddenly struck with the overwhelming need to crawl back into bed.”

“Mothman is bullshit.”

“My ultimate sexual fantasy is sleeping in on a Saturday.”

“OH SHIT THAT’S A KNIFE.”

“See you in class… bitch.”

“Sharks are tight.”

“So, you ever kill a man?”

“Stop being so desperate to please your hot friend.”

“That… that is a good butt.”

“The key to being cool is acting like you don’t care about anything but actually care very deeply about everything to the point where it’s debilitating.”

“This ice cream cake is my new boyfriend.”

“This is where I come to masturbate.”

“Wait, I’m a wreck.”

“WHAT HAVE YOU DONE.”

“You can never be too careful. See that baby in that stroller over there? Government operative.”

“Your face… is… good.”

meeting you was fate becoming your friend, was a choice but falling in love with you was beyond my control

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Prompt Day 7 : Alternative universe,

Pirates!Magi 

Héhéhé, Alikouweek is a good pretext to draw some pirates AU ! ＼（＾∀＾）ノ

They are just out of a battle, and Kougyoku get injuried on the leg; so Alibaba has to carry her (she didn’t really hate that, but won’t admit it, she’s too fierce)

Pirate AU : Some presentation here, and a little comic here or here

Bonus : explanation of how they meet in this AU :

Kougyoku is a talented girl coming from a rich privateer family, they wanted to marry her to some other rich heir (aka Ahbmad Saluja) but then she kind of  runaway saying that before she wanted to catch the ship ‘Labyrinth’ and his famous pirate and smuggler captain, Ali baba ! Then, she take the sea, thinking that if she captured him she’ll earn enough reputation to chose who she’ll married (her close childhood friend, Judal).

alikouweek day seven: Alternate Universe (Tangled AU)

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Prompt Day 3 : Fairy tale