talia

*looks innocent but is actually kinky as fuck*

How horny you get when you’re on your period is the biggest scam

I may be cute but I’d be a 102% cuter with your dick in my mouth

kissing her pussy through her panties is so underrated

This goes for assholes, too, guys. I know a couple who went tubing once, and they had to re-air their tubes, but the guy thought it would be funny to stick the tip of the air compressor up to her bikini trunks, the air ruptured something inside her and she died within thirty minutes.

WHAT?

The thing about this? It’s in every pregnancy book I’ve read.

WHAT?????

Why is it in pregnancy books but not sex ed books?

Because the men in charge only care about the health and safety of women in so far as it enables them to have babies.

https://www.healthline.com/health/air-embolism#outlook

Reblogging with a link because I thought this was a legit joke. Never heard it before. Like I knew you could kill a person by inserting air into a vein but still.

WHAT THE FUCL I hate how I didn’t learn this in sex Ed AT ALL

This is very true lol

I feel like I first saw this in The Joy of Sex, but it’s definitely a thing.

What the fuck

hm. 

I legit thought this was a shitpost until I saw the rest of the comments

Um??? I’m reblogging this??? This can save a life??

u like 2 posts in a row from the same person and tumblrs like. do u wanna turn on their notifications? do u wanna kiss them? do u love them? do u wanna fuck them?

Getting fingered by someone is such an underrated act

How to Wear a Strap-on in a God Honoring Way

Let’s normalize not calling women crazy when they react to disrespect

just wanna sit on his lap and feel him get hard