when i was an egg i ate four dozen lads

ordered pizza from a small local place and they didnt actually cut it so i've chosen to revert to a wild animal and begin ripping it apart instead of just using a knife to portion slices

absolutely visceral experience. food is so much more satisfying when you have to fight it. i may be feral

been reflecting on this all day and the unsliced pizza experience honestly ruled. i think everyone should try it sometime or another. you have not truly lived until you just absolutely obliterated a pizza in such a feral manner

I have this stupid headcanon that after the kira investigation Matsuda picked up the habit of smoking, so Aizawa brings a tiny water gun to work with him so everytime Matsuda goes on a smoke break Aizawa starts squirting him down with the water gun until he goes back inside

FIRST STROGANOFF SUNDAY OF 2023 reblog for a YEAR OF STROGANOFF!!

What if that was your house What if a sheep lives off the grass on your house

Shes my landlord

Lamblord

This put the biggest smile on my face. 

Time well spent

Hmu if I can do this on your tummy

Like, once I’m financially stable enough I’d be interested in adopting cuz like, the kid’s already here, might as well help ‘em out, but making a whole new one? No fuckin way dude

#false it stands for anthony zanthony fell (x)