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I started a new thing for my local game store: A Bounty board. Each week ill post 4-6 quest prompts dms can use when they're in a bind. I figured I share them here. all of the fish in the harbor and along the coast are suddenly gone. Find out what happened. - a animating hat has popped up, whatever it lands on is permanently animated and the hat passes on. Find the hat and destroy it. -The local wizard has died from exhaustion. Investigation of his tower finds a tarrasque egg thats been frozen in time, but the spells wearing off. Get the egg as far away as possible before it hatches -Overnight, a entire orphanage goes missing. Investigation shows a giant hole in the ground of the main room. Find out what happened. -A portal has opened in the nearby woods. The emerald enclave is asking for assistance in investigating and closing the portal -all of the kobolds that work in the sewers are suddenly in the streets and refuse to go back down. They seem terrified of something. -the local wizard has up and went missing after a magical explosion in his tower. Look for clues to help bring the regions wizard back. - The river barge needs protection as it makes its way through a particular nasty part of the region - all of the goblins in the area are suddenly migrating-or fleeing, noones really sure which. -the prisons in the towns dungeon has suffered a breach. Something came through the floor and ate the guards and prisoner's. -The local druid got drunk one night and polymorphed his cows and sheep into birds. They're now lost in the woods, probably stuck in trees. -Three hill giants were seen in the area days before the great feast. Either protect the town or take care of the giants. -The court jesters babbling accidentally summoned a fiend thats now on the loose. Find it before it kills the princess -a orphan has been passed from family to family, but each one ends up dead. Find out what happened and help the kid find a home. -a abandoned wizards tower has attracted the attention of a roosting roc . The local towns are terrified. -new -dhax The Returned, a beholder of renown, has mysteriously requested aid from a group of adventurers. All that you know from his reputation is that Dhax travels the planes alot and is a collector of sorts. -The local miners have requested help. They report hearing odd clicks coming from one of the new tunnel passages. They two that went to investigate never returned. -The mountain pass has become home to a mating pair of remoraz's. The small town on the other side desperately needs supplies. They are actively seeking heroes to dispatch of the mating pair. A local wizard has requested the fire glands for additional payment. -A local fishing hole has suddenly attracted gungs . They seem to be worshiping something in the water. The city request aid I, investigating. -A group of lizardfolk have begun taming and domesticating rust monsters to aid in caravan ambushes. Get rid of them before the knowledge spreads, for the sake of everyone.
I went through a mimic phase a while back :D
Chris Perkins' NPC name list
So, trying to find names for the fantasy novel Iâm writing for NaNoWriMo is a challenge in and of itself. A trick Iâd taken from DnD is a handy resource I took from DM-to-the-stars Chris Perkins, who posted a list of NPC names he used in his 4e campaign at the WotC offices. Only problem was that it seems that Chris decided to go dark online some time back, including deleting his WotC forum profile, as well as the campaign wiki. Thankfully, Iâm fairly resourceful, so here, for all of you out there (and largely for me) is a copy of that list.
PREGENERATED NAMES
No matter what the campaign, Dungeon Masters need a ready supply of names for NPCs created on the fly. The following lists were instrumental in naming NPCs for the Iomandra campaign, and DMs are urged to pillage these lists for their own games and even expand on them. If youâre a DM looking for even more names, try doing a Google search on âCzech names,â âEgyptian names,â or some other nationality. A lot of foreign names fit perfectly well in a D&D medieval fantasy milieu. First names are separated from last names, allowing DMs to âmix and matchâ as they see fit. Only the core Playerâs Handbook races are represented, but at the end youâll also find a list of names that can serve double duty as ship names and inn/tavern names.
NONPLAYER CHARACTER NAMES
Human Male First Names: Anlow, Arando, Bram, Cale, Dalkon, Daylen, Dodd, Dungarth, Dyrk, Eandro, Falken, Feck, Fenton, Gryphero, Hagar, Jeras, Krynt, Lavant, Leyten, Madian, Malfier, Markus, Meklan, Namen, Navaren, Nerle, Nilus, Ningyan, Norris, Quentin, Semil, Sevenson, Steveren, Talfen, Tamond, Taran, Tavon, Tegan, Vanan, Vincent Human Female First Names: Azura, Brey, Hallan, Kasaki, Lorelei, Mirabel, Pharana, Remora, Rosalyn, Sachil, Saidi, Tanika, Tura, Tylsa, Vencia, Xandrilla Human Last Names: Arkalis, Armanci, Bilger, Blackstrand, Brightwater, Carnavon, Caskajaro, Coldshore, Coyle, Cresthill, Cuttlescar, Daargen, Dalicarlia, Danamark, Donoghan, Drumwind, Dunhall, Ereghast, Falck, Fallenbridge, Faringray, Fletcher, Fryft, Goldrudder, Grantham, Graylock, Gullscream, Hindergrass, Iscalon, Kreel, Kroft, Lamoth, Leerstrom, Lynchfield, Moonridge, Netheridge, Oakenheart, Pyncion, Ratley, Redraven, Revenmar, Roxley, Sell, Seratolva, Shanks, Shattermast, Shaulfer, Silvergraft, Stavenger, Stormchapel, Strong, Swiller, Talandro , Targana, Towerfall, Umbermoor, Van Devries, Van Gandt, Van Hyden, Varcona, Varzand, Voortham, Vrye, Webb, Welfer, Wilxes, Wintermere, Wygarthe, Zatchet, Zethergyll Dragonborn Male Names: Andujar, Armagan, Armek, Arzan, Axaran, Belaxarim, Brevarr, Djemidor, Draxan, Fayal, Grax, Iojad, Inzul, Khiraj, Kreytzen, Lejek, Mar, Nazir, Nedam, Nevek, Ravaran, Razaan, Sarax, Sarram, Savaxis, Siangar, Sirizan, Sunan, Szuran, Tajan, Tamajon, Tenahn, Toxal, Tzegyr, Vantajar, Vharkus, Xafiq, Zarkhil Dragonborn Female Names: Artana, Kalas, Khagra, Leytra, Myrka, Naya, Sarcha, Shirren, Sirivistra, Sufana, Tamara, Vrumadi, Zovra Dragonborn Last Names: I donât have a list of dragonborn last names, since so few dragonborn in the Iomandra campaign have them. However, if youâre hunting for something, check out some of the made-up ship names at the end of this page. Dwarf Male First Names: Agaro, Arnan, Auxlan, Avamir, Baelnar, Balfam, Bariken, BorkĂťl, DarkĂťl, Dolmen, Dyrnar, Erag, Ezegan, Ferrek, GarmĂťl, Glint, Ghorvas, Grimmalk, Haeltar, Halagmar, Halzar, Hlant, Korlag, Krag, Krim, Kurman, Lurtrum, Malagar, Mardam, Maulnar, Melgar, Morak, Orobok, Rogath, Roken, Rozag, Sabakzar, Sharak, Smethykk, Swargar, Thorbalt, Thorin, Tredigar, VabĂťl, Vistrum, Wolvar Dwarf Female First Names: Beyla, Fenryl, Grenenzel, Krystolari, Lokara, Lurka, Marnia, Praxana, Rokel, Roksana, Thurlfara, Vauldra, Veklani, Vronwe, Zebel Dwarf Last Names: Ambershard, Barrelhelm, Copperhearth, Deepmiddens, Drakantal, Evermead, Garkalan, Grimtor, Hackshield, Irongull, Markolak, Ramcrown, Rockharvest, Silvertarn, Skandalor, Zarkanan Eladrin Male First Names: Aialon, Elarahal, Jiardem, Laern, Lelyrian, Lephyrr, Loray, Sayadar, Talonien, Vaerlan, Xoneras, Zaquivir Eladrin Female First Names: Allyria, Ayrdra, Deneth, Elseone, Etherea, Istiria, Karanwyn, Lieryn, Ravel, Sinariel, Sydri, Taris, Turue, Vacquiel, Valendra Eladrin Last Names: Lantherval, Lorhalien, Maldranthe, Shalbarain, Sirothian, Starfeon, Zolerii Elf Male First Names: Alarcion, Alathar, Ariandar, Arromar, Borel, Bvachan, Carydion, Elgoth, Farlien, Ferel, Gaerlan, Iafalior, Kaelthorn, Laethan, Leliar, Leodor, Lorak, Lorifir, Morian, Oleran, Rylef, Savian, Seylas, Tevior, Veyas Elf Female First Names: Aryllan, Atalya, Ayrthwil, Irva, Lyfalia, Ronefel, Thirya, Velene, Venefiq, Zereni Elf Last Names: Autumnloft, Balefrost, Briarfell, Evenwind, Graytrails, Mooncairn, Riverwall, Stormwolf, Summergale, Sunshadow, Woodenhawk Halfling Male First Names: Arthan, Carvin, Corby, Cullen, Egen, Ernest, Gedi, Heron, Jeryl, Keffen, Kylem, Kynt, Leskyn, Neff, Orne, Quarrel, Rabbit, Rilkin, Snakebait, Tarfen, Titch, Tuck, Whim Halfling Female First Names: Caliope, Emily, Piper, Rixi, Sabretha, Teg, Tilly, Toira, Vexia, Vil, Vzani, Zanthe, Ziza Halfling Last Names: Angler, Battlestone, Blackwater, Daggersharp, Deepstrider, Hollowpot, Puddle, Raftmite, Skiprock, Silverfin, Tanglestrand, Tricker, Willowrush, Yellowcrane Tiefling Male First Names: Ankhus, Arkadi, Armarius, Armillius, Archidius, Balmoloch, Calderax, Cavian, Cenereth, Chorum, Corynax, Dacian, Daelius, Damaceus, Decimeth, Demedor, Demerian, Dynachus, Grassus, Halius, Heleph, Incirion, Kalaradian, Kamien, Kazimir, Kzandro, Machem, Maetheus, Malfias, Marchion, Menerus, Namazeus, Nensis, Prismeus, Pyranikus, Razortail, Sejanus, Severian, Suffer, Syken, Tarkus, Vaius, Xerek, Zeth, Zevon Tiefling Female First Names: Affyria, Cataclysmia, Domitia, Dorethau, Excellence, Hacari, Iritra, Lachira, Levatra, Mecretia, Milvia, Nericia, Precious, Rain, Samantia, Sunshine, Tenerife, Traya, Velavia, Zaidi, Zethaya Tiefling Last Names: Amarzian, Carnago, Domarien, Iscitan, Meluzan, Menetrian, Paradas, Romazi, Sarzan, Serechor, Shadowhorn, Szereban, Torzalan, Trelenus, Trevethor, Tryphon, Vadu, Vrago.
SHIP NAMES (some suitable for inn/tavern names)
Lantheon, Starchaser, Dryadâs Fury, Black Trident, Corellonâs Arrow, Morkoth, Koalinthas, Sehanineâs Fool, Stormcrow, Vaazrus, Shield of Khahar, Stingray, Sanaj-Rakal, Zhal-Vazir, Griffonwing, Blademark, Golden Libram, Harethâs Barrel, Kashaâs Wake, Shining Flute, White Feather, Riventide, Moonriser, Gem of Malfier, Dragonâs Glory, Menacer, Scarlet Dagger, Kral-Tajir, Ravager, Kerleâs Drum, Heart of Avandra, Goldraker, Sea Haunt, Storm Maven, Grimbolâs Cutlass, Scimitar, Black Gauntlet, Iron Maiden, Wavecrusher, Hammer of Kavath, Waterblade, Arkhorâs Secret, Dire Gar, Prallmarâs Shadow, Piranha, Devilâs Fork, Tuersylâs Fist, Daraj-Vzan, Silver Chalice, Demonrudder, Turathi Flame, Stormâs Eye, Tanisharâs Fate, Shard of Night, Triton, Jarakâs Grasp, Nightmare, Harpyâs Lure, Devious, Arazandroâs Bluff, Nbodâs Haul, Astaryntha, Expeditious, Curse of Thuban, Sirenâs Kiss, Lonely Witch, Ratâs Nest, Evader, Mistreaver, Venâr, Vicious, Dream of Melora, Shensari, Damilor, Krimilvinâs Charm, Bloodmonger, Lucky Scrag, Windstriker, Grim Gale, Djinniâs Wish, Flying Eel, Jewel of Irthos, Broken Keel, Javelin, Myrskaâs Revenge, Fearsome, Archonâs Hammer, Vendetta, Thunderchaser, Heartless, Shrike, Morakâs Boat, Mar-Turang, Will-oâ-wisp, Asha-Naga, Dominant, Shoal Courser, Crescent Moon, Crystal Tear, Kara-Vaji, Shalastar, Rocâs Talon, Wavecarver, Graethan, Rotten Apple, Bharzimâs Victory, Avarice, Farak-Changal, Falling Star, Crimson Knife, Yisekâs Ride, Shara-Vaja, Varalanâs Dweomer, Rangoth, Vostarika, Mirasandra, Second Chance, Redfeather, Maal-Destir, Scorpion, Ghorzaarâs Bane, Moonwatcher, Dragonâs Crown, Dragonhawk, Dancing Sword, Kavethâs Whisper, Tirah, Phantom Shark, Hjeltia, Satyr, Breytenâs Thrill, Golden Coin, Pearl of Fire, Bhez-Rizma, Fireball, Color Spray, Sea Bear, Prosperous, Summer Rain, Sundowner, Skulldarkâs Ire, Skandalor, Zarkanan, Sana-Losi, Wolfshark, Song of Elyndri, Coral Rose, Rune of Halendros, Maelstrom, Shadow Mask, Deep Heathen, Aurora, Rusted Cutlass, Thogâs Maul, Wooden Stake, Hellstrike, Scepter Queen, Prince of Lies, Fang of Tezmyr, White Hart, Floating Cask, Sea Howler, Frostwind, Moonshadow, Meloraâs Favor, Dark Queenâs Voice, Chethelâs Ghost, Mad Hag, Tamarionâs Grudge, Ravenâs Gamble, Reckoner, Wraithwind, Kalisa Tano, Beholder, Slippery Trickster, Retribution, Whirling Glyph, Lady Rose, Karthangâs Plunder, Good Fortune, Axe of Thard, Black Bow, Quickstrike, Thelandira, Hammergust, Barracuda, Sahandrianâs Quarrel, Feral Knave, Wildwyrm, Shevayaâs Honor, Blackhelmâs Legacy, Wyvernâs Sting, Dragonroar, Kegstaff, Oaken Ranger, Timber Serpent, DesperateSorceress, Screaming Gull, Greedy Drake, Light of Pelor, Fateâs Blessing, Stardancer, Leering Skull, Ebon Moon, Werewolf, Redemption, Zaetchanâs Privilege, Sea Skulk, Savage Swan, Baneâs Breath, Ghorokâs Grail, Emerald Eye, Remorseless, Skiprock, Zaetra, Silverfin, Risen Ghost, Listless, Vortex, Advantage, Autumn Song, Trystanâs Delight, Soaring Manta, Calomaarâs Edge, Saerthzal, Iron Trumpet, Locathah, Demonskull, Arrowhead, Frastainâs Bottle.
Well this Is dam helpful
Worldbuilding again so names are being a pain :))

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Kitbash I did for a Halloween one shot
Kitbash owlbear for a Halloween one shot. #owlbear #dnd #
50 d&d questions
1. What do you think your d&d race would be?
2. What class?
3. What two feats would you have?
4. What has been your favorite d&d character you've played? (NPCs count for DMs)
5. Which of your d&d characters has been the most like you?
6. Which of your d&d characters has been the least like you?
7. How do you go about making a character or NPC?
8. What is the most memorable natural 20 you've ever experienced?
9. Has one of your d&d characters ever died? How?
10. What is your favorite class to play?
11. Have you ever fought a dragon?
12. Have you ever fought a beholder?
13. Have you ever fought a mind flayer?
14. Have you ever had a romance with an NPC or another PC?
15. Do you prefer to DM or play?
16. What is your favorite D&D pod/vodcast?
17. Who is your favorite "celebrity dm?"
18. Do you use props/minis/terrain in your game?
19. How did you discover D&D?
20. If you run a homebrew game, give an out of context spoiler.
21. Drop a picture of a mini you painted (if applicable)
22. Write a brief scene centered around one of your characters!
23. Do you have any art of your characters?
24. Have you ever played any TTRPGs other than D&D?
25. What is your favorite snack for d&d?
26. If you could have one potion from d&d, which one would you choose?
27. If you could cast one spell from d&d, which would you cast?
28. What is the most memorable natural 1 you've experienced?
29. Have you ever been drunk playing d&d?
30. Homebrew or prewritten?
31. Tell me about your current party!
32. Most memorable NPC you've encountered in a game you played in.
33. Do you listen to music while playing? What kinds?
34. Favorite accent to do for characters?
35. Favorite classic d&d trope
36. What was your first d&d character you made?
37. What is the most recent PC or NPC you've created?
38. Goblins or Kobolds?
39. Favorite villain you've defeated?
40. What d&d deity would you be a cleric of?
41. Give an out of context quote from one of your games!
42. Have you ever rolled turn into a potted plant on the wild magic table?
43. Minis and terrain or theater of the mind?
44. Mulligan, Mercer, Murphy, or McElroy?
45. What is the longest session you've ever had?
46. What is the longest battle you've fought or run?
47. Have you ever played at level 20?
48. Does your dm say "How do you want to do this?"
49. Have you ever played an edition other than 5th?
50. Any question you want!
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Are they legit chocolate or just chocolates looking??? Either way I want them :)
And It Stares Back
A cyberpunk vignette
âWhoever fights monsters should see to it that in the process he does not become a monster. And if you gaze long enough into an abyss, the abyss will gaze back into you.â
â Friedrich Nietzsche
I slipped the visor over my head and stared into the abyss.
It was several hours before I unplugged At that point I was hungry, a bit dehydrated, and ready for sleep. But there was no rest to be had; Iâd told Martin I would meet him at the diner, and I was supposed to be there in half an hour.
I stepped into my pants, tugged on shoes, and strode out into the hallway. The bulbs were old. Fluorescents. They flickered sickly, throwing down their nauseating light on walls that were in need of painting. It made the hallway seem only half lit. Kinda like a vintage motel. The walls almost looked green in that cast.
I lit a cigarette and walked out onto the street.
Autocars rolled past on their way to who-knows-where. I was on the slidewalk. It carried me up Sixth Street, through the arts district where a little band was playing something sorrowful and bluesy on steel guitar, harmonica, and a rinky-dink drum kit. The singer was wailing like he had a bone to pick with reality. Maybe he did. Maybe lots of folks did. Maybe thatâs why they listened. I wondered if it made them feel better about their own lives. Company for their misery and all that. That might not be exactly right, but surely it was on the right track.
Couples sat outside the cafes. They were drinking wine or cappuccino and speaking softly over candles. That must be nice, I mused. To be with someone like that. Somehow my relationships never worked out. They started up real nice and then fizzled out about as quickly. But it never seemed like there was time for tenderness. Not like those people, who seemed happy in their own skin and happy to be with whom they were with. Just talking and laughing and sipping. Yeah, that must be nice.
My life was always a frantic mess. There didnât seem to be anything to be done about it, either. The only half-way-decent relationship I had had in recent memory was with Selma, and she and I never took it easy, never just sat and got along out on the sidewalks on a nice night like this. Shit was always crazy, and that couldnât last but so long, and then it ended. All of a sudden. The good times just gave out and there wasnât anything left but distance. So we said our goodbyes and I got hooked on Void. Now I plug in every night. Sometimes more. Itâs a miracle I can hold a job, even if there isnât much to it. Just stocking shelves part time on the red-eye shift down at Darrelâs Grocery. No, I canât hardly keep up with that. Not anymore. And itâs easy. At least, thatâs what my brain tells me. But when Iâm there, when Iâm doing it, it seems hard and I want to be elsewhere, anywhere else. I canât stand it.
The galleries were hopping. There was a drink-and-draw going on in one place. It had nice, big, glass windows and you could see all the bright, smiling faces under the bright light inside drinking their booze and pretending like they knew how to handle a paintbrush any better than their own lives. Maybe they did know how to handle their own lives, though. Maybe it was just me who didnât. Well, and Selma. She didnât have her shit together. But maybe thatâs different, now. I donât know. Itâs been so long. She sure didnât know what was going on when we were together. No, I take that backâŚI guess she knew, sort of. It just didnât do her any good.
I bet she looks into the abyss as much as I do, nowadays. Damn. I gotta get off that shit. I keep telling myself that and every day a little bit of the color drains out of the world, which only makes it harder, so I keep it up. I come up with excuses. But those are falling by the wayside. Eventually I wonât even need to lie to myself to keep it going. Itâs becoming like second nature. Plugging in, that is. Void. Soon I wonât need anything else and Iâll stop coming out like this. Iâll stop looking at all these people with their wine glasses and their painting and their significant others, their ostensibly functional lives. It only reminds me of what I canât have and that pushes me even further into the abyss.
The diner wasnât far.
Itâs a little corner number that was cattycorner to Soapyâs Tavern, coin laundry and brewery. It, the diner, was called Mikeâs. Just Mikeâs. No Mikeâs Diner or Mikeâs Restaurant or Mikeâs Good Eats, even. Nothing. Just Mikeâs, and it had a little neon sign that seemed quaint in the 21st century. It was all pink and yellow and flashed âfoodâ/âcoffeeâ underneath the name that was half burned out and had been for a while, just like the clientele.
I hopped off the slidewalk and sauntered towards the door. It was a gaudy affair: Chrome. It reflected the neon in a way that was somehow disorienting and I couldnât figure out why they had it like that; or, at least, why they never changed it, unless it had something to do with money, in which case I could understand but I figured getting rid of those doors might help with that too. If it were any other place something like that would turn me off so hard. But Mikeâs was Mikeâs and everybody knew it. It was a cozy place for people like me. The ones who werenât sipping wine or flirting in the bistros.
Corny music was playing when I walked in. Not Elvis, but something like that. It was part of the appealâthe mystiqueâthat was Mikeâs. None of the other places had that kind of character. Oh well.
I looked around for Martin but didnât see him so I walked into the back section. There I found him gesturing through the menu that he must have had memorized by then and only bothered to look at it out of habit. âWhatâs up?â I said.
âOh, the usual,â he groaned. âNot much of shit. What about you, Fred?â
âI almost forgot to show up. I was plugged in.â
âI was too, earlier.â
âI do it a lot.â
âMe too.â
There was a silence in which Phyllis decided to dance over and interject. âYâall know what youâre getting?â
âThe usual,â I said.
Martin said, âYeah, let me get a beer. In the bottle. No glass. I donât need a glass, not me. Iâll drink it right out of the bottle.â
âOkayâŚâ
âAnd an omelet. No, wait. Yeah. All right. Iâll get an omelet. With cheese. And maybe tomatoes.â
âDo you want tomatoes?â
âYeah, well, I dunno.â Martin looked at me pleadingly, as if I would tell him what he wanted. But of course I couldnât so I just looked back at him like what the fuck. âYeah, I want tomatoes,â he decided. âBut on the side. I donât want them in the omelet. With the omelet.â
âOkay. Will that be all?â
âOh, and toast. Let me get some toast.â
âOkay.â
âAnd water. I really need water. Iâm thirsty.â
âAll right, Itâll be right up.â
Phyllis scampered off in her graceful sort of way.
I said, âDude, you seem really tweaked. How long were you plugged in, today?â
âToday? I donât know. How about this week? Man, Iâm not sure. A lot. A whole lot.â
âMaybe you should take it easy.â
âMaybe you should!â
âCalm down, man,â I glanced around at the other patrons. A guy who looked like ZZ Top was eyeing us pretty hard, but everybody else seemed not to have noticed. They were all probably as burned out as we were. âI think I do need to lay off,â I admitted after a minute.
âHow much have you plugged in?â
âEvery day, man. Every day.â
âYeah,â was all he said. We sat there silently until Phyllis came back with our drinks. Martin gulped down the water before I even got started and he started in on the beer with almost as much commitment. I wanted to tell him to chill, but decided against it. Heâd just tell me to chill, anyway, and keep going. I did tell him: âI think this shitâs messing with our heads.â
âOh, I know it is,â he said. âBut so what?â
âSoâŚyou really want to fuck up, like, fucking tweak yourself? Wind up like Harvey?â
âHarvey? Thereâs a name I havenât heard in a while. Whereâd he get off to?â
âHeâs up north somewhere. Connecticut, I think.â
âYeah? Whatâs he doinâ up there?â
âHeâs locked up.â
âWhatâd he do?â
âHe went off the deep end. At least, thatâs what I heard.â
âYeah, but whatâd he do?â
âHe didnât do anything.â
âBut you said heâs locked up. Whatâd he do to get locked up?â
âHe lost his shit, man. Heâs not in jail. Heâs in the loony bin.â
âNo way.â
âYes way.â
âDid he tweak?â
âYeah, he fucking tweaked. He tweaked big time. Tweaked the big one. I heard they donât know if heâll ever be the same again.â
âWell, what happened?â
âHe thought aliens were after him. He tried to hang himself with an extension cord from the ceiling fan.â
âFucked up.â
âFor real, man.â
âIâm never going to tweak like that.â
âHow do you know?â
âHarvey was nuts to begin with.â
âMaybe we were all nuts to begin with.â
âNo way.â
âHow would we know?â
âI knew Harvey was nuts. You should have known, too. But you werenât nuts. You arenât.â
âIâm beginning to wonder.â
âYou worry too much.â
Clank. Phyllis set down the plates. âHere you are, boys.â
âThanks,â we said.
Martin didnât lay into the omelet and tomatoes like he had the liquids. The food he mostly just kinda stared at while I ate. I had eggs over easy, with grits and a biscuit. âYouâre not going to let that go to waste, are you?â
He shook his head. He looked as fried as my eggs. âAre you all right, man?â I asked.
âFine,â he said, after a while. âLook, I should really be going.â He dropped some cash on the table as he stood up. âSee you later, Fred.â
I finished his omelet. It wasnât beneath me. Then I paid at the counter and stepped back out into the waiting night full of lovers and art and alcohol, and a warm breeze that held so much renewed promise.
I can do it, I told myself. I was my own life coach at that point. So much good it did me. But I kept telling myself that all the way back to my pad. I can stop. Any time. I should stop now. Maybe tomorrowâŚNo, it wonât be any easier tomorrow. I have to stop tonight. The bistros. The cafes. They slid by into the fuzzy streetlight glow of distance, the same as Selma. I got to the poorly lit hallway and then to my front door. I opened it and shut it and went to the hab panel where I set the lights to few and dim. Then I sat down hard on the couch. Was I tweaking? I didnât feel like I was tweaking. But how would I know? Did Harvey feel like he was tweaking when he tweaked? All I could think about was trying not to tweak while I looked at the visor that was glaring holes into my mind. It will be easier tomorrow, I told myself. Thereâs always tomorrow.
I slipped the visor over my head and stared into the abyss.
Man this is written beautifully. And oddly calming for some reason - even though it is incredibly unnerving
This is fucking amazing. Write a book please

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This is a barbarian subclass inspired by the fighting style of ancient Scottish warriors from the highlands. Iâm Scottish myself, and I thought d&d-ifying these guys would be the perfect way to utilise all the useless knowledge I have about my country.
Highlanders were taught to rush down their enemies to close the gap between themselves and the enemy. Their wills were unshakable- even a volley of gunfire could not stop their charge. To replicate these tactics, this subclass encourages mobility, granting you features that will let you be constantly moving around the field of battle.
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100 Warm Up DnD Character Questions
If your character wasnât an adventurer, what livelihood would they lead?
Who in the party would your character trust the most with their life?
What are your characterâs core moral beliefs?
What relationship does your character have with their parents and siblings?
Does your character have any biases for or against certain races?
What is your characterâs opinion on nobility? On authority?
Describe your characterâs current appearance: clothes, armor, scars theyâve picked up along the journey, etc.
What location encountered in the campaign has your character felt the most âat homeâ in, or just generally liked the most?
What deity, if any, does your character worship? Whatâs their opinion on other peopleâs worship?
If your character had time to pick up any artisanâs tools, game set, instrument, etc., what would it be?
Describe your characterâs current relationship with the player character sitting to your right.
What is your characterâs current goal, summed up in one sentence?
Does your character ever want to âsettle downâ with a spouse, children, house, etc.?
Has your character ever been in love?
What battle in the campaign has been most memorable to your character?
If your character wasnât whatever class they are, what would they be instead?
What is your characterâs favorite season?
What would your characterâs Zodiac sign be, following stereotypical astrology?
Where in the world does your character most want to visit?
What is the biggest mistake your character has ever made?
Does your character have any noticeable scars? If so, what are their stories?
What animal best represents your character?
If your character could go back in time and change one thing about their life, what would it be?
Which other player character does your character find themselves having the most in common with?
Does your character regret any particular choice the party has made?
What would your character say their best trait would be?
What is your characterâs greatest fear? Deep, irrational?
What is currently motivating your character to stay with the party?
What are your characterâs hobbies and interests outside of their class?
What would most people think when they first see your character?
What stereotypical group role does your character play in the party? (The Mom, the Mess, the Comic Relief, etc. Optionally: What role would your character play in the âFive Man Bandâ structure?)
What is your character the most insecure about?
What person does your character admire most?
What does your character admire and dislike the most about the player character sitting to your left?
Why is your characterâs lowest stat their lowest (the in-character reason, not âbecause thereâs no reason for a wizard to have 16 strength, duhâ)?
What would be your characterâs theme song/favorite band/favorite genre of music?
What stereotypical role would your character play in a high school AU/if they attended a normal high school? (Nerd, jock, bully, goth, etc.)
What treasure/item/artifact that your character has collected during the adventure is the most important to them?
Is there any particular weapon, item, etc. that your character longs to find?
Where does your character feel the most at home?
Does your character care about how theyâre perceived by others? How do they change themselves to fit in with other people?
What does your character think is the true meaning of life?
What is your characterâs scent? (Bonus points for a description that sounds like it could be from a bad [or awesome] fanfic.)
Does your character think more with their heart or their brain?
What is your characterâs most recent or frequent nightmare?
What opinion does your character have on [CERTAIN ESTABLISHED GROUPS/AUTHORITIES IN THE GAME WORLD]? (Dragonmarked Houses, royal crown, etc.)
How did your character spend their childhood? Where did they grow up/who were their childhood friends?
What aspect of your characterâs future are they most curious about? (If they could know one thing about the future, what would it be?)
What colors are associated with your character?
Who in the party would your character prioritize rescuing, in dire circumstances?
Is your character the most swayed by ethos, pathos, or logos?
If your character was granted a single use of Wish, what would they use it for?
What is your characterâs favorite spell? If they donât use spells: what is their favorite personal weapon/combat maneuver/skill/etc.?
How does your character feel about keeping secrets from the rest of the party?
What type of creature in the world is your character the most intrigued by?
When they were a child, what did your character want to be, or think they were going to be, when they grew up?
The player character to your left admits that theyâre passionately in love with your character. How would your character respond?
If somebody (an NPC, someone from their backstory, etc.) your character trusts/loves asked your character to do something against the partyâs best interest, who would they side with?
Does your character value their own best interest more than the partyâs?
What decision would the party have to make in order for your character to consider splitting off from the group?
How does your character imagine the way they will die?
What is your characterâs greatest achievement?
Is your character willing to risk the well-being of others in order to achieve their goal?
What is your characterâs opinion on killing others?
What is your characterâs favorite food? Beverage?
How generous is your character? Especially to those they donât know?
What is your character the most envious about, regarding anyone in the party?
The player character to your left and the player character to your right are both telling your character two different versions of the truth. Who does your character believe?
What is your characterâs sexuality/relationship with sex?
What is your characterâs biggest pet peeve?
Describe how your character feels about the partyâs current situation/objective/etc.
Who in the party would your character trust the most to keep an important secret?
If your character knew that they were going to die in a month, how would they spend the rest of their life?
What makes your character feel safe?
If your character had the chance to rename the party/give the party a name, no questions asked, what would it be?
What memory does your character want to forget the most?
If your character had to multiclass into a class they currently arenât the next time they level up, what would it be and what reason would they have for doing so?
What television/book/video game/etc. character would your character be best friends with? (Or: what media character is your character the most influenced by/similar to?
What unusual talents does your character possess?
How does your character feel about receiving/giving orders? Are they more of a leader, or a follower?
What does your characterâs name represent to them? (Or: why as a player did you choose your characterâs name?)
Is your character more of an introvert, or an extrovert?
How far is your character willing to go to pursue the âgreater goodâ? Do they believe in a greater good at all?
What does your character want to be remembered by?
What would be your characterâs major in college?
Does your character consider themselves a hero, villain, or something else?
What major arcana tarot card best represents your character?
Where does your character see themselves in 20 years?
What is your characterâs relationship with magic? Are they scared of it, wish to know more about it, indifferent to it?
Who is your characterâs biggest rival?
What is your characterâs guiltiest pleasure?
What does your character hope for the afterlife?
Who in the party does your character trust the least?
What is your characterâs biggest flaw?
How did your character learn the languages that they speak?
What is your characterâs favorite school of magic/type of weaponry?
What is most important to your character: health, wealth, or happiness?
What advice would your character give to a younger version of themselves?
Are there any social or political issues your character feels strongly about?
What, currently, is your character the most curious about?
taken from here courtesy of @greyjediluke