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extremely funny scenario in which rose joins shane as his plus one and moral support for going after the guy he wants at all stars because she can be his buddy and also his cover for making up for lost time with ilya
which is complicated by the fact that ilya takes one look at rose and shane at the bar (rose's arm looped through shane's in what ilya doesn't know is just a friends move) and BOOKS IT so he doesn't have to see this
and then proceeds to avoid them at EVERY fucking turn
this all terminates into rose going "fuck it I'm a true bro and I'm making this happen so help me GOD" and managing to arrange locking them in a closet together (which is. so funny. but this is not the time to point out the punchline.) (she'll save it.) so ilya can't run away.
and it's very sweet and they have their moment of honesty and yay back to ilya's room now fo-
the-the door is locked.
because it turns out that rose got a LITTLE too enthusiastic in locking it after her plan worked PERFECTLY and now something in the mechanism is broken.
so in one sense, shane did come out of the closet, but in another sense that's going to be funny only probably a few months from now, he AND ilya are now stuck in the closet in a way that is both metaphorical and also. painfully literal.
ilyaaaa ☺️<3 ... concussion >:[ and a fractured collarbone :/ out for the playoffs but 🤗 could have been worse 😌☝️ ... i know 🙄 part of the game 🙄 we all get our bell 🔔 rung eventually right? 😊 ... heyy:) heyyyyyyyy:))) ... yes<3 bet-ter🥰🥰 ... i'm sorry i didn't text you last night 😔 ... i was excited about last night ☝️ i'm mostly mad 😠 at marleau for fucking that up 🙄😏 ... you know i had a whole plan to ask you something❗️... i was gonna ask you ☝️❗️ Will You cometomycottage this summer? 🥰🏡 ❌️don't❌️ go to russia🇷🇺 come to my houseee 😤💞 we'll have so much fun :D it's so private :D no one will knoww :D ... mmmwe could have a week💕 or even two✌️💕 we'd be completely alone 👯♂️💞 ~✨️together✨️~ ... oh no 🙄😒 ... ok bye bye 👋☺️ ... 🫡see you next season🫡 ... thank u😊<3 i appreciate it😤<3 ... hellooo😁
last time we were together...
ilya being in a period of Bad depression and between playing games and going to practice he doesn't really have the energy to do much else and he just kind of collapses when he gets home and he hasn't shaved in days and his hair is unruly and he just feels kinda gross and ugly but doesn't have the energy to do anything about it so shane is like Not On My Watch so he drags ilya into the tub and washes his hair with his special curly shampoo and carefully shaves his face and lathers him in too much body lotion which means he has to stand stark naked in the bathroom for 10 minutes before he can put clothes on and shane tries his best to do his curly hair routine for him he gets the special towel and the curl cream and his eyebrows furrow in concentration as he scrunches ilya's curls to the best of his abilities and ilya sits on the toilet lid with tears in his eyes
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patient needs neck kisses to survive
The way Shane always melts when Ilya kisses his neck 🥵
FUCK you can tell shanes waiting for ilya to touch him after that just by him trying to hide his smile UGHHH
Also can I say how much I fucking love whatever muscle that is in Ilya's chest (Shane has it too!) that like pops out when he pushes himself up and back on the couch. We see it again right after this when he readjusts after Shane climbs in his lap.
It's just so delicious!!
okay but little bb shane who learns allergies=don't have to eat that/do that anymore
and thus starts using "i'm allergic to that" as an attempt to get out of things he doesn't like
"i'm allergic to aunt gina's house"
"no, you're not, honey-"
"i'm allergic"
OH MY GOD IT CONTINUES BEING A FAMILY JOKE AFTER HE'S GROWN UP
which means a very normal exchange is something like "shane, can you put the laundry in the dryer?" "no, i'm allergic" as he gets up to do it but ilya who is still trying to understand the full scope of this is??? shane no?? if you are allergic?? do not do it?? yuna why are you asking this of him???
and then after ilya has a better grasp on actual allergies versus bit, it gets adopted into their house as well, but NOW it presents issues for anyone ELSE trying to work out wtf is safe to have at a team barbeque or not.
ilya trying to get shane to try the salsa someone brought and shane who hates cilantro even if he's not allergic to it just *head recoil* "ugh, no, i'm allergic"
and the poor new rookie who brought the salsa THINKING it was totally Safe For Hollanders and would make a good impression is just 🥺 what 🥺
people + wanting shane
+ the only person shane wants
ilya better be getting new furniture and decor after the move to ottawa because the speed with which thing
is going to become a dog toy for anya??? mind boggling.
they'll be lucky if they get five minutes before she's death shaking that thing into oblivion.
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My favorite little boy. He speaks volumes with his eyes.
and trust when that picture drops of them both in their cens jerseys i’m going to implode
we need to discuss how in tampa shane hollander went to the pool just to lay on his deck chair and ogle ilya. this is shane hollander we're talking about. in february of a season. he's not even conceivably swimming laps or something he's literally just there to ogle. hedonist
Should I show you to your room?
we didn't even kiss
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One time in 2015 the boston team's plane was held up for like twenty minutes on the runway and Ilya's leg was bouncing the whole time.
And Marleau was like, "Seriously Roz, why do you get so worked up about Montreal? Is it Jane or Hollander?"
Ilya laughs for like, five minutes straight before saying, "It is both Marley."
Ilya: Ever since you got word of the day calendar, you talk like vampire. Stop it.
