Forget Me Not

“but what if you abort the baby who’ll cure cancer?!” sir the baby who will cure cancer is an organic chemistry major who works at a Home Depot because you use AI to go through your resumes

"I am, somehow, less interested in the weight and convolutions of Einstein’s brain than in the near certainty that people of equal talent have lived and died in cotton fields and sweatshops." - Stephen Jay Gould, The Panda's Thumb: More Reflections in Natural History

*gently headbutts u in the shoulder to show affection*

*absentmindedly pats your entire face to acknowledge affection received*

humiliating to be attracted to a conventionally attractive person. I thought I was a more sensitive and refined pervert than this

love when hot women in their thirties are blogging with me. like that’s the hottest thing we can do.

don’t get how alcohol turns yall evil. i just start giggling and get slutty😭😭

can i PLEASE (PLEASE PLEASE PLEASEEEEEEE) suck your dick?!!!!!!

*boops your nose after you cum*

I think that if I unsubscribe I should stop getting the emails