#zolf

Well, I had to

And also

Hamid Saleh Haroun Al Tahan as

a) post-cannon old man GILF professor with low production value banger youtube video classes

OR

b) modern!au instagram celebrity and secretly on reddit

Sasha Racket as (both modern aus)

a) local creepypasta, she isn't online per se but she has a huge online presence as mysterious shape and blurried person in pictures all around the web.

or

b) knife trick tiktoker. Short vids of nothing but cool knife shots. Has a mask covering her face.

Sir Bertrand McGuffingan (both modern au) as

a) that one prank youtuber that keeps getting into controversies

or

b) your typical right wing podcaster, the gay Trucker Carlson of a generation

Zolf Smith as

a)post-cannon low quality streamer (gameplay and book/movie review just chatting), GILF, has no idea how twitch works actually (Hamid helped him)

or

b) modern!au low quality but very good culinary tutorials youtube videos (lots of accidental shirtless fan service) with booktube shorts and a Harisson Campbell fanpage on Instagram.

Grizzop drik ak Amsterdam (modern au) as

a) bow and arrow trick shoot/tutorials on YouTube and Tiktok

or

b) Here is why Artemis is the coolest and there is so many stupid people very fast podcast that gives often questionable advice to the listeners.

Azu (still modern au) as

a) fight tutorial videos with bonus on first aid and medical lesions on youtube

or

b) Azu vlogs about life as an Afrodite paladin that warm your heart and makes ppl feel good listening to (with some episodes where she reads listeners questions and offers mostly solid advice)

Cel Sidebottom (tbh can be both modern au or post-cannon the possibilities are endless with them)

a) Weird streamer that does streams mostly building things or making odd potions and explaining the process with surprisingly mostly good advice mixed in and a lot of monster transformations

or

Hey, remember when I once said that Cyclonis' grandma goes after Rezo? Well, this is a comic that showcases him introducing her to a younger Rodimus and Zolf who are very surprised by it. Of course, if we're gonna be real here, she would go after the crab demon sealed inside him which may be even worse.

[id: 4 traditional pencil sketches of azu, hamid, and zolf from rusty quill gaming. 1) azu, smiling and winking with her hands on her hips. She is wearing armor with a big heart on the chest. Her expression is fond and confident and she is looking down at Hamid who is smiling in mid-stride. There is a text post by tumblr user trans pasted over the image that reads: “Taking my short boyfriend out but keeping an eye on him so that the hawks don’t get to him whilst I’m not looking.” 2) an unamused bust of zolf, looking up. A text post by tumblr user trans reads “Umm…he’s gone…” 3) Azu from the shoulders up, from behind her. Her shoulders and arms are raised and two exclamation points hover above her head in alarm. A giant eagle is carrying Hamid off in the distance. 4) Azu from the chest up, clutching her head and looking down in distress. Zolf is looking blankly in the background, holding a drink. A text post from tumblr user thegreenpea reads “By Talos this can’t be happening” but ‘Talos’ is crossed out and replaced with “Aphrodite.” end id.]