*Deidara, first day in the Akatsuki*
Deidara: Nice to meet you all, hm, but I’m not really here to make friends.
Sasori, Tobi, Hidan and Itachi at the same time: What about a boyfriend??
Deidara:
Konan: Or girlfriend?
Zetsu: Or plant-friend?
Kisame: Or shark —
Deidara: I quit.












