#kisadei

Hidan: “Called a meeting” my ass, blondie. You got us out here by screaming that the house was on fire!

Deidara: Anyways, I think it’s more than time we address the question that’s on everyone’s minds: which one of you gets to date me?

Itachi: … Pardon?

Deidara: It’s obvious that you’re all in love with me a little, hm. But I can’t just pick one of you, so I thought we should decide it as a group.

Sasori: Brat, I have to say, as far as delusions go, this may be your biggest one yet.

Deidara: I know you’re angry about this, Danna, because we’re partners and you think your claim should be stronger than anyone else’s. But we gotta be fair to the others, hm.

Hidan: Fuck that, you can keep him, puppet-dick. I’m definitely not interested in his dumb ass! I mean if he wants to bang a few times, sure, but —

Itachi: Deidara, why am I here? You don’t even like me!

Kakuzu: I cannot see how “dating” you would do anything other than cost me time and money. Pass.

Kisame: I would eat you alive. And I don’t mean that figuratively.

Konan: No offense, but I’m pretty sure I don’t have, er, the right “parts” to interest you.

Tobi: I’d love to date Senpai … *switches to Obito voice* You and I would make beautiful music together ~

Deidara, blushing: Well, I —

Sasori: Wait a second … Deidara, are your standards so low that you would actually date this masked idiot?

Tobi, still in Obito voice: I could take care of him better than you ever could, you wooden asshole. You, or anyone else in this room.

Itachi, sarcastically: Indeed. Because if Deidara just suddenly decided to stop hating Uchiha’s, he’d pick the least talented one of the group to date.

Konan: … Who’s an Uchiha, now?

Hidan: Holy Jashin, blondie … maybe we should be dating after all. I’d feel fucking guilty leaving you with this pool of losers. 

Kakuzu: Oi, if this is going to distract you all from your missions and hinder your bringing in money, then I will date the brat after all. I’m the only one with the self-control necessary to not let personal ties interfere with business.

Kisame: Pardon me, but you’re not the only one with exceptional self control, Kakuzu-san. I believe I’m talented in that area as well.

*everyone in the group begins loudly arguing with each other*

Konan, to Deidara: So was there anyone in particular you had your mind on?

Deidara: No, hm. I was just bored.

Konan:

Deidara: Hey! You don't mean that.

Kisame: He probably does.

Itachi: Sasori's right. We'll gonna die.

Deidara: Excuse me, but my plan is great, hm.

Sasori: YOU think so because YOU are okay with killing yourself, brat. The rest of us is not.

Kisame’s Corner Discord 🦈

For those who are new around here and may not know, we have two Kisame centric discords!

Both have a place for general chit chat, art/fic sharing, a place to talk other fandoms as well as a spot for content creating help and more. Both are an open minded, friendly space and best of all they’re not pairing locked, so all pairings are welcome!

For Kisame’s Corner all we ask is that you be respectful of others and are over the age of 18.

As for our new space Kisame’s Corner 2.0 we still ask you be respectful of others but there is no age requirement. It’s a SFW space for all Kisame content for everyone to join.

Konan: Never have I ever … accidentally killed someone while practicing a new jutsu.

Hidan: Don’t know if I’d call it entirely an accident but — *takes a drink*

Konan: Never have I ever cried during a Disney movie.

*everyone except Kisame and Kakuzu takes a drink*

Hidan: C’mon babe, these are boring. Come up with a good one!

Konan: Okay … never have I ever seriously questioned my sexuality.

Sasori, Tobi, and Hidan: *glance at Deidara, then take a swig*

Itachi: *glances at Deidara, blushes, and slowly raises his drink to his lips*

Kisame: *looks at Deidara, sighs, takes a drink*

Deidara: Nice to meet you all, hm, but I’m not really here to make friends.

Sasori, Tobi, Hidan and Itachi at the same time: What about a boyfriend??

Deidara:

Konan: Or girlfriend?

Zetsu: Or plant-friend?

Kisame: Or shark —

Sorry I got the ask, immediatly made the bingo and immediatly forgot to answer 🤡

Anyway, thank you !

So Kisame and Deidara, they FUCK and that's it, they don't date, they won't catch feelings but they definitely go to each other when they both got rejected by Itachi. They mostly bond over that and the fact they have a good chemistry in bed