#yavin4

Hux: "Kes Dameron wants to hybridize the cowplants with regular plants to change the flavor of their milk."

Suralinda: "What flavor? Cowplants eat people!"

Hux: "Actually, they spit them out more often than they commit to digesting. Trouble is that even after a few seconds of a sapient having been locked in the maw, the milk is considered spoiled for days. Unsellable."

Suralinda: "You wouldn't have learned that from experience, by chance?"

Hux: "Yes, I did!"

Suralinda: "Now that's something to report!"

Poe: "You misunderstand..."

Poe: "He knows that not because he got swallowed, but because he drank a sample after the Andersons' matron bit dad last month. Can you imagine?"

Hux: "It was for science. And the result was that there is no difference to regular cowplant milk."

Finn: "You could still make this trip a success if you wrote a feature about cowplants."

Suralinda: "I need something interesting!"

Finn: "Our jungle expedition, then! We unearthed documentation that helps to more correctly interpret the Massassi Circle of Life."

Suralinda: "Anything good on this moon?"

Hux: "Excuse me."

Poe: "The colony is about to vote on building a hydro electric power plant in the jungle! Would that...?"

Hux: "Forget it, Dameron! Anything less than that thing exploding into my face is not of interest to the public."

Suralinda: "What he said. All of what you told me would go over nicely in the local system's news, but not galaxywide."

Poe: "Whoa. I haven't seen Hux so ready to murder since the siege of Crait..."

Finn: "He killed three troopers when we fled from the Steadfast?"

Poe: "Yes, but that was business. You can tell he's all fury inside right now."

Hux: Not interesting? Not important? You bitch! These are our lives! If only WE had a full grown matron, too, then we could test how alien-flavored milk tastes... after the full week of life digestion!