Top five biggest men on the dsmp??
THANK U FOR THE . QUESTION ANON SMILEY FACE
1. me. of course, I'm the biggest, the strongest and the wittiest and if u disagree I bet u wouldn't say that shit to my face CIME FIGHT ME COME AND FIGhT ME
2. tubbo. he's kinda cool kinda muscular so I guess
3. THE BLADE. and before u ask yes this is in order. and yes. techno is below tubbo because he blew tubbo up and that wasn't cool so I'm. this is revenge I guess
3. Purpled. alien guy is strength and knows how to fight. he killed me once BUT only cause I let him...I was going easy on him because I'm so kind
4. PHILZA he. can pick me up so obviously he's strength and he's kind of coool. I think.
5. saAPNAP!!!! I'm. very hesitant putting him here because he DID kill my cow AND my horse. he insists the cow was an accident but I think not.
and even though this wasn't asked but big homeless piss baby is at the BOYTOM of the list. he's weak and I can take that bastard on any day I'm stronger and he. lies and goes hey guys I'm dream. and I'm.. a victim.. and I'm...innocent...uwu. he said uwu guys














