random BROTP+ dialogue prompts
Submitted by milliniumfalcon (based on them and their best friends)!
“Do you have a belly button?” “No.”
“You’re such a doof.”
“Beware the dolphin mafia.”
“I used to pray to have someone like you in my life.”
“I wanted to get you a present.” “Aw, that’s sweet! But you already got me something: heart palpitations!”
“I can’t help it that I’m so fabulous.”
“Can’t wait to see you!”
“Good luck with the toxic masculinity!”
“This meme roasts both of us simultaneously.” “Glad we’re both feeling toasty.”
“A girl can dream.” “More like a girl can nightmare.”
“I am NOT a pillow.”
“Just so you know, I hate you.” “Glad the feeling is mutual.”
“You’re beautiful, and lovely, and should have more confidence in yourself.”
“Please stop talking and go to bed.” “Okay.” “…” “But one more thing-”
“Don’t say that kind of stuff to each other.” “It’s okay. It’s consensual bullying.”
“There’s certain ways to handle the problem of billionaires hoarding their money.” “Guillotine the rich.” “NO.”
“I’d trust you with pretty much anything. Just not calling me back.”
“Can you believe we’ve been friends for almost a decade and a half?”
“You don’t have to hold anything back from me.”
“What area of history are you studying?” “The middle times.”
“I only hang out with you for the fashion advice. No other reason.”
“I’m in heels! I’m walking as fast as I can!”
“Are you talking about children?” “My cats.” “Same difference.”
“I got a new dog.” “Beautiful. But that’s a bird.”
