#yanderesuxreader

Bold of you to assume this is an au-

Yellow isn’t very subtle about it. You first meet her somewhere mundane, a customer or someone on the other side of a busy street. She doesn’t say anything to you, just passes with her head held high, but you start seeing her more frequently, it seems she’s everywhere you go, she even asks if you’re stalking her. Those’re your first words to each other.

Blue wouldn’t settle for just stalking. Oh no, she didn’t find out how to pick locks for nothing. She’d never approach you in public, but she breaks into your house more often than she’d like to admit. In the dead of night, she climbs through the downstairs window and creeps through your house, inspecting your stuff and maybe taking some of the more unnecessary items for herself as keepsakes. Eventually she gets to your room, and while she can’t touch you for fear of waking you up, she can certainly watch you.

Pink is the main peacekeeper, she reminds the other two when you’re around, don’t want them scaring you! She and Yellow have their moments however, those arguments generally go on for a while, maybe days if it’s a particularly bad offense, in which case Blue takes full advantage of the situation, cozying up to you as much as she wants while the other two are distracted.

Yellow is obviously a jealous little lemon, she doesn’t want the other pearl’s filthy hands all over you. But she’s scared if she gets too violent you’ll leave her, so she treats it like a competition. Who can give and receive the most affection from you today?

You assured yourself you’d be fine. It was just a Christmas party get-together with some friends, all you were going to do was celebrate Christmas Eve together, nothing more. Still, Jasper seemed uneasy, especially when you stupidly mentioned that these people were old friends of yours. She didn’t think you should go, yet you assured her it was fine, it’d been ages since you last went out. And besides, you’d even take her with you if it made her feel any better about it.

The party ended up being much larger than you expected, it seemed all your friends had decided to invite their friends too. There were people there you didnt expect to see there, and a few you definitely didn’t want to see. You ended up being extremely grateful Jasper was there, and she ended up being extremely smug about being right.

Eventually you found a group of your friends, and talked for about an hour, as Jasper scowled at anyone who came too close to you, Maybe this evening would go well after all.

One of your pals informed you of someone waiting outside the party for you, unsure of who it was though. You thanked her as curiousity got the better of you and you went to check, Jasper following close behind like a bodyguard.

At some point you two got lost in the crowd, but you shrugged it off and decided to meet her outside the party.

“Oh.”

You looked down at the bloody and bruised body of your ex, the crimson liquid leaking out of his broken nose, and down his face messily as he struggled on the verge of death, like a fish flopping around helplessly on land. His last words still on his cold lips as he whispered “Run.”

I’m too lazy to tackle a ‘how you met’ rn so I’m going to procrastinate on that for a bit but for now have some headcanons.

All three of them love having you around them 24/7. What’s not to love about being around you nonstop? Blue carries you around in her hair, the feeling of having you so close to her gem is enough to make her cease functioning for a solid minute. You have to be careful not to fall backwards though. Yellow lets (insists) you sit on her shoulder. When she moves around you have to cling to her for support to avoid sliding off. Lastly White prefers you sit on the floor, the sensation of power she gets knowing she could crush you at any second is humorous to her. Of course, she’d never actually do it.

There are frequent arguments over you, mostly about who’s turn it is to ‘have’ you. These can get loud. All the gems on homeworld know to stay out of their way whenever they’ve recently had a falling out. You’re the only person who can help lighten their moods.

You are one of the most precious things in their lives, if not the ultimate. If anything happened to you they’d probably destroy entire galaxies searching for you.

It’s common knowledge that any gem that interacts with you apart from them is to be shattered. The closest you can get to anyone except for the diamonds is their pearls, and all of those interactions are limited to looks of pity from them. The only time you remember a word being spoken was from a blue Zircon, who had apologised to you, sincerely sorry for your circumstances. She was shortly executed.

It was early one morning, you’d gone for a walk while your village was still waking up. Birds were singing, the sun was just greeting you with its warm rays of light, and you were wandering around with your head in the clouds. Daydreaming absentmindedly, you were startled by the sound of a loud voice barking at you from behind you.

“Halt! Who goes there?” Turning abruptly, you were met face to face with a strange being with orange skin. She was glaring down at you, suspicion written on her face.

“Chill Jasper, it’s just a human.” Another stranger walked up behind the other, leaning against the first’s arm. “Hey, this one’s pretty cute.”

“It’s trespassing on Pink Diamond’s palanquin! That is unacceptable!”

As the two argued, a clear voice rang out from behind them. “Jasper? What did you find?” From behind the two, out of the trees emerged the tallest woman you’d ever laid eyes on. She was far taller then the two strangers, and towered over you. Not to mention her hair and skin were delicate shades of pink. The first two raised their hands into a diamond shape and straightened up.

“N-Nothing my Diamond. Just one of the-”

“Oh! A human!” She immediately made careful steps towards me, crouching down in front of you. “Hello there little one.” She cooed, letting her voice take on a softer tone. “How did you get all the way out here?”

“Uh-Um...” You were star struck, unsure of what to say or if you should run. “I-”

“Oh! Jasper, look at how cute it is!” The newcomer smiled sweetly at you, tilting her head as she extended a hand towards you, as if you were some kind of woodland animal she was trying not to frighten away. “Bring it into the palanquin.”

You were suddenly seized by the waist and lifted up without any effort onto ‘Jasper’s shoulder. “Careful! Humans are very fragile! Here, let me do it.” You were once again grabbed, this time by a larger pair of hands, as she effortlessly pulled you into a bridal style carry, albeit incorrectly, she didn’t seem to know where to put her hands. “This is how you do it! I think...” She began to walk, carrying you with her as you squirmed in her grip as it tightened, bringing you closer to her chest. Shortly you were greeted with a magnificent sight. A massive pink palanquin resting on the crest of the hill. It was colossal, far taller than any tree you’d ever climbed. She stepped inside, revealing a large throne room. She took a seat on the throne and laid you curled up on her lap with your head resting against the arm of the chair as it began to dawn on you the situation you were in. A bright pink spread across your face as you attempted to hide your face.

“Um, my Diamond? I think that human is defective...” A smaller, thinner being with a pointed nose you hadn’t even noticed standing next to the throne piped up.

“Oh no Pearl. I heard about this from one of the Rose Quartz’s. I think it’s called blushing.” She pried your hands away from your face. “See?” You yelped in alarm and attempted to shuffle away from her. “Uh... Pearl? What’s it doing?”

One of these days you’ll be the death of me

After first coming to earth, she couldn’t understand why Pink liked these small organics so much. After all, their lifespan were short and they themselves were weak and flimsy. That is until she found you. She began to think of these things less as flaws and moreso attributes. Now you, you were perfect. Enough to compare to her own radiance and light, she simply had to have you, after all, if you stayed on this lump of rock any longer your innocence might be sullied by the... lesser beings here.

Interesting thought, considering how most of the rubies are far more team oriented, and how their strength is mainly in numbers, they’d probably try to stick together more than anything, occasionally fusing together to just pick you up and carry you away from any outside encounters.

I have no idea how football works and I’ve only ever done hockey and swimming but that was years ago so don’t expect much ;-;” Sorry!

They are your most avid supporters! Showing up to each and every game without fail, and your practices as often as they can. Sometimes your teammates tease you about it.

Peridot is very enthusiastic about your ‘human activities’. She has no idea how it works, nor why you do it, but she tries her best to support you anyway. She goes so far as to make shirts and signs to hold, they’re never really what you would expect to see, but you can’t crush her excitement.

Lapis understands better than Peri what’s going on, and keeps a careful eye on you at all times to make sure you don’t get hurt. She gets worried by how rowdy the other humans can be, afraid one will damage her favourite human, and there have been incidents. She took the time specifically to learn the rules just to make sure no one on the other team ‘cheats’.