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Yes yes yes, we stan some Jasper in this house!

~Jasper X Male!Reader Fluff~

You and Jasper were an… odd couple to say the least. When everyone found out Jasper has actually found someone, they were pleasantly surprised. You being human was definitely a shocker, though.

Despite the worry others gave you, Jasper is very gentle.

Well… as gentle as she can be, at least.

You don’t show any fear towards her, and when you first met she found it very off-putting and annoying.

Now? She really appreciates it. Nobody cared for her like you did

Jasper likes her solitude, so you don’t live together, but that doesn’t mean neither of you don’t make an effort to see each other daily.

When you spend time with her, it’ll be on your days off work, You’ll camp out by her cave the night before and tell her about your day as she breaks down wood for a fire. She’ll occasionally make remarks on some of your more annoying coworkers.

When she comes over to your house, it’s always at odd hours of the night. You’d wake up in the morning to her in your room, standing above your bed, just watching you.

When you asked her why she does that, she crossed her arms and huffed dismissively.

“What else would I do?”

She also enjoys watching you eat, which was odd, you thought. When you offered her a bite of your food, she immediately grimaced and refused with a glare.

“That’s disgusting. I can’t stand it.”

“Then why are you staring at me?”

“…I don’t know!”

All credit for this one goes to my dear friend who wanted to answer this one for me!

Yelp would be PISSED, the moment she discovers you trying to escape she wouldnt stop berating you, but at the same time she’s trying to hide how hurt she is that you dont wanna be around her! But she tries to mask it, trying to make it seem like she knows what’s better for you and lecturing you on why your decision was so callous.

Peep is the opposite, she’s also hurt but she tries to give you another chance, trying to manipulate you with sweet promises that the three of them won’t be mad as long as you never try that again. After all, you’re here so they can love you! You wouldn’t deny their love, yes?

Bloop... is quiet

Quieter than before and it freaks you out

There is a moment in which the other two are busy arguing about you, and bloop yanks you by the arm and locks you with her inside another room.

Of course! 

~Lapis X Human!Reader HCs~

- When Lapis first met you, it took her everything not to be dismissive, to say the least.

- Like, she knew Steven wanted her to be a bit more social. The only two people she was close to was Steven and Peridot, but she was fine with that!

- Needless to say, she certainly wasn’t looking forward to talking to you.

- After Steven properly introduced you to each other, he strode away with a big grin on his face, leaving the two of you in each other’s company.

- Surprisingly, you immediately apologized once Steven was out of earshot.

- “Sorry if this was out of the blue. If I had known this would’ve made you uncomfortable, I wouldn’t have said anything to Steven.”

- Lapis blinked in confusion before raising an eyebrow. “Huh?”

- Turns out, Steven wasn’t the one to set this up; It was you.

- You explained to Lapis that you had wanted to meet her after hearing Steven sing her praises while at The Big Donut.

- You “thought she seemed sweet.”

- “…Oh”

- Cue Lapis’ embarrassment

- She couldn’t make heads or tails of it, why anyone would go out of their way to meet her on their own accord, and that fascination sparked her love for you, whether she knew it yet or not.

- Even before you began dating, she seemed protective of you during your time as just friends. She’d stick close to you whenever you were around, always by your side, following slightly behind you if you moved, and the best thing was you didn’t seem perturbed by it, so she never saw it as a problem.

- Her favorite thing about you is your smile. It’s always so patient and sincere, even when she’s been less than agreeable that day. It was the first thing she remembered about you, before your name, before anything.

- The two of you watch Camp Pining Hearts together when you have some free time, though Peridot is never far during these moments.

- One night, you and Lapis planned to have a cute, quiet date. Bundled up in a blanket together, a bowl of popcorn in your lap and you in Lapis’. That didn’t last very long as Peridot pushed the bowl aside to make room for herself seemingly out of nowhere.

- Granted, neither of you minded. Peridot was your friend too, but still. A little warning would’ve been nice.

- Lapis loves when you play with her hair, especially when the two of you nap together. It sends her to sleep almost immediately.

- She likes playing with your hair too, but she can go… a bit overboard.

- You know how she reads those styling magazines Amethyst gave her? Yeah, well, she learned a lot from them apparently, because when you woke up with a brand new haircut, she simply shrugged and said “It looked nice on you.”

I had this in the drafts for ages and decided to just publish it half finished, sorry!

She’s the sort of gem to keep a constant eye on you from a distance, but stepping in the second she feels you’re in any danger at all.

She manages to behave pretty normal among other gems, but when their backs are turned you can practically feel her gaze on you, watching your every move.

When in private she’s a little more straight forward. By which I mean she has her hand tightly gripped on your arm, eyes boring into you as she tells you who you are and aren’t allowed to talk to, most people and gems tend to fall under the latter category

Blue loves physical contact, showering you in affection by picking you up and holding you close or gently kissing you gives her a rush of happiness and warmth, even just holding you or letting you sit in her hair makes her too happy for words.

Yellow is less likely to fawn over you in the way Blue does, she prefers to encourage you in your endeavours or pursuits, finding time to actively listen to what you have to say and occasionally giving you a rare compliment.

Honestly I don’t remember, so either way here goes!

Having so many gems demanding your attention at once is exceedingly tiring, especially when they literally set things on fire if they don’t get what they want oftentimes. Each of them looks up to you (literally) and it wouldn’t be far to say they’d go to the moon and back for you (also literally).

As their original purpose is as guards and escorts, you can bet they’re following you around wherever you go. You can’t make a trip to the kitchen without one clutching your leg, threatening to burn the house down if you don’t hug them right that moment.

The ever stoic, Eyeball is at least polite to you, but when the cracks show in her ‘tough’ demeanour she tends to break, becoming unsure and making you promise you’ll stay with her.

Army is the fastest to jump to violence, roughhousing out of affection and threatening physical whenever she questions your loyalty to the rubies.

Acting cheery and sweet at the surface, Navy is far more sadistic than the other rubies, and would not hesitate to manipulate you with tears or threats depending on her mood.

Often scared and confused, Leggy is the most demanding when it comes to reassurance, needing calm words constantly and prone to getting distressed enough to hide behind you.

The focused leader, Doc is the quickest to point out when you’re spending too much time with someone, human or ruby, and just as quick to want compensation.

As soon as you found out about their ‘obsession’, Pink was quick to try and calm you down, offering soothing words and explaining it was just an innocent crush they all shared, despite the evidence of something darker framed on the walls behind her. Blue’s sketchbook didn’t help her case either, pages and pages of sketches of you, some with concerning scribbled text on them and indecipherable gem writing. And when you found some of your missing clothes in Yellow’s room it hardly convinced you otherwise.

Yellow tried to reason with you over it, claiming no one else could look after you and that you belonged with her them, those other grubby humans hardly deserved you, they’d only taint your perfection!

All around you, the endless whispering of the shards filled your mind, giving you no peace. The ceaseless cries of wanting to form had stopped, instead replaced by excited murmurs calling your name and what felt like invisible hands inspecting you, the occasional light tug on your hair or the soft poke of your cheek.

“Pretty eyes... form... soft...”

Steven and Peridot had long since disappeared, and you could only hope they were fetching help to rescue you from this void, but as soon as the thought of escape crossed your mind the whispering grew louder and more agitated, some of them commanding you to stay with them and others begging you not to leave.

“Don’t go... stay with us...”

You curled up closer to yourself, the void was cold, and the occasional gem shards that brushed past your skin only served to send a shiver down your spine, whether from their sharp, icy edges or from fear you didn’t know. You didn’t want to be trapped here. Some unseen force felt like it was breathing down the back of your neck and there was no peace from the muttering that cooed at your comparatively small form recoiling away and laughed at your quiet whimpers.