#pinkdiamondxreader

It was early one morning, you’d gone for a walk while your village was still waking up. Birds were singing, the sun was just greeting you with its warm rays of light, and you were wandering around with your head in the clouds. Daydreaming absentmindedly, you were startled by the sound of a loud voice barking at you from behind you.

“Halt! Who goes there?” Turning abruptly, you were met face to face with a strange being with orange skin. She was glaring down at you, suspicion written on her face.

“Chill Jasper, it’s just a human.” Another stranger walked up behind the other, leaning against the first’s arm. “Hey, this one’s pretty cute.”

“It’s trespassing on Pink Diamond’s palanquin! That is unacceptable!”

As the two argued, a clear voice rang out from behind them. “Jasper? What did you find?” From behind the two, out of the trees emerged the tallest woman you’d ever laid eyes on. She was far taller then the two strangers, and towered over you. Not to mention her hair and skin were delicate shades of pink. The first two raised their hands into a diamond shape and straightened up.

“N-Nothing my Diamond. Just one of the-”

“Oh! A human!” She immediately made careful steps towards me, crouching down in front of you. “Hello there little one.” She cooed, letting her voice take on a softer tone. “How did you get all the way out here?”

“Uh-Um...” You were star struck, unsure of what to say or if you should run. “I-”

“Oh! Jasper, look at how cute it is!” The newcomer smiled sweetly at you, tilting her head as she extended a hand towards you, as if you were some kind of woodland animal she was trying not to frighten away. “Bring it into the palanquin.”

You were suddenly seized by the waist and lifted up without any effort onto ‘Jasper’s shoulder. “Careful! Humans are very fragile! Here, let me do it.” You were once again grabbed, this time by a larger pair of hands, as she effortlessly pulled you into a bridal style carry, albeit incorrectly, she didn’t seem to know where to put her hands. “This is how you do it! I think...” She began to walk, carrying you with her as you squirmed in her grip as it tightened, bringing you closer to her chest. Shortly you were greeted with a magnificent sight. A massive pink palanquin resting on the crest of the hill. It was colossal, far taller than any tree you’d ever climbed. She stepped inside, revealing a large throne room. She took a seat on the throne and laid you curled up on her lap with your head resting against the arm of the chair as it began to dawn on you the situation you were in. A bright pink spread across your face as you attempted to hide your face.

“Um, my Diamond? I think that human is defective...” A smaller, thinner being with a pointed nose you hadn’t even noticed standing next to the throne piped up.

“Oh no Pearl. I heard about this from one of the Rose Quartz’s. I think it’s called blushing.” She pried your hands away from your face. “See?” You yelped in alarm and attempted to shuffle away from her. “Uh... Pearl? What’s it doing?”

When you came to, you were unexpectedly on the bottom of the sea floor. It was a sandy patch, surrounded by coral and swarms of fish in various shades of pink. Above you, smiling down at you in her lap was the lady from before, her pink hair spread around her head like a halo. Carefully you pulled yourself up, asking her where you were and what had happened. “Oh! You slipped out of it when you were following me earlier. I forget that humans are so fragile.” She blatantly ignored your first question, but you decided to leave it for now. You asked what it was she did earlier when she kissed you, and why you could breathe again now. Don’t you worry your pretty little head about it. Besides, you’re safe now!”

It seemed she refused to answer your questions directly, so you decided to get straight to the point. “You want to leave? But look at how nice it is down here. Much better than anything you humans could have on the surface.” She glared at you, forcefully pulling you back into her lap. You tried to resist but she was much larger than you. “And look! Don’t you see were in an air bubble? If you even try to leave, you’d drown before you could even get to the surface. I just want what’s best for you after all.” She ran her fingers through your hair, her nails digging into your scalp.

From that day forward, she kept you in the bubble, like some kind of zoo pet. There were these strange fruits that grew from the coral that kept you sustained, and every now and again she’d return, bearing some kind of gift or trinket. Most times it was something useless, like a bent spoon or a glass bottle, but once in a while she’d bring something truly interesting, like a pearl necklace, or a mirror decorated with silver and a blue gem inlaid on the back.

There were times where you’d have a fit, begging her to return you home, that you would continue to visit her from there, or just having an all out tantrum, attempting to attack her. On these days she’d settle just beyond you’re reach, and that of the bubble, and sing. Her song was so gentle, and so moving, you found yourself calming down instantly, bending to her every whim against your will while she kept singing.

Thank you both so much! Maybe I’ll start making a sketch every time we hit a milestone? If so which character would y’all like to see? Anyway, onto the yanderes!

It took a while for Pink to realise that you would die someday. She only found out about ‘organic expiry dates’ from a group of amethysts at the zoo. Suffice to say she was not happy.

This is unacceptable! She loves you too much for you to go!

She threw a tantrum over it, destroying all furniture in sight. You pitied the poor Ruby who came in to report at the wrong time. She didn’t deserve what happened.

After she’d taken out her anger on several mirrors, she turned to you, protectively clasping you in a tight grip and burying her face into your hair, sulky tears tracking their way down her face. You attempted to soothe her, telling her that it would be alright, and it wouldn’t happen for a while yet.

It wasn’t good enough. After she was done moping, she tracked down all the Peridots she could find, asking, no, commanding them to find a way to prevent your death. She gave them special permission to experiment on humans from the zoo if that’s what it took to keep you alive.