You’re Making Us Do This. We Are Hiring 12-Year-Olds. Listen, we feel for you. This awkward stage ain’t easy. Your ears are too big for your head. Your arms are too long for your body. A strawberry fruit snack is lodged in your braces. You’re a total freak of nature, but everyone will love you when the dough is pouring in and you’re able to buy a Nintendo Switch after working here for five years. (You’ll be paid half of what our other employees are paid because you’re half their age, see?) 10-Year-Olds? Screw it. Yes. Double digits, huh? Exciting stuff. The next time you add another number to your age, you will be 100! Wow. If you want to live that long, you’ll need a healthy retirement account. Supplement your tooth fairy savings by working for a company so unethical it makes Amazon look pro-union. With more digits comes more responsibility, pal. Don’t wait! Positions are filling fast. — Link in bio to find out all ages for hire Article by Sarah Lehman #childlabor #childlabour #childlaborlaws #workitbaby #nowhiring #workworkworkworkwork #igotmybabyback #youngmindsmatter https://www.instagram.com/p/CeOw7uYu8Za/?igshid=NGJjMDIxMWI=
