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So a client comes in today;
Client: Iām not going to have my hair cut today just the colour please
Stylist: ok, are you sure?
Client: yeah the moons not right today so Iām going to leave the cut.
Me: Uhhh the moons in Leo right now, itās the perfect time to cut your hair and take a risk!
Everyone at work:
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My bosses (who are married, btw) are in a group chat with me for work shit, and I was greeted by the alark this morning XD They're children, I swear to god.
me: i CAN'T be taller than commander jane shepard
person: why are you so bothered by this? why does it matter?
me, whispering, staring up into the sky: because she is larger than life
You don't need to turn that. The only thing we did was comfort each other. Why do you have to taint that? A woman touching a woman isn't always sexual. For female friends this is natural, I'm sorry if you're repressed, but this is natural. Everyone needs a mother, friend, lover who will hug and care for each other. It makes me sad for you, that you don't have that, and you're taking it out on me. I miss that feminine energy I always get from friends, what's wrong with that? I call this as what it is, jealousy.
Coworker: hey you shouldn't smoke, its bad for your health.
Me: i already help my health.
Him: ą² _ą²
Me: listen i actively struggle against my depression AND the stupid voice telling me to k!ll myself. There. I eat too. So there.
Him: ą² _ą² *long suffering sigh*
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āWell, are you gay?ā
āIām am[bi]guous. šā
"What's wrong?"
"This big mean Mexican man came up and squeezed me"
Customer: you should date my son.hes around your age.hes 16.
Me:....I'm 22..
Customer:well thats not far off
Me:but its closer to prison.
