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Wrapped the og show and I literally have no idea why people hate Chloe she is one of the least hateable parts of season 10. Genuinely feel the same way about sparky in s9
All of my problems are with the show gutting all of the core rules of fairies and fairy godparenting, repetitive narrative choices and mischaracterization of existing characters but like?
Chloe Carmichael? Ok I didn't like Specifically how her introduction episode played out but genuinely as a character I really like her.
Vega wasn’t the main villain of Bloodbound. He’s a red herring. Yes, the battle was hard and a great ending, but there’s definitely something missing.
Didn’t Vega say that he wasn’t behind the Feral attacks until the ball? That means someone else - probably Gaius - was orchestrating the entire thing. From what I’ve seen of the tapestries, Gaius is intelligent and capable of predicting the moves of a predictable idiot like Vega. Gaius was probably manipulating him the whole time, and is going to step out of the shadows next chapter and reveal his master plan in world domination or something after mocking Adrian for killing his little pet Vega.
Remember you asked for this. Here's the fairy sex ed post
Partially cross posting from twitter but without nearly as much of a character limit, if you recognize it no you don't <3
Vaguely nsft under the cut; this is intended to be a psuedoscientific exploration of speculative biology and fairy reproduction, please don't reply to this post with highly sexual commentary (jokes are fine lmao) because this is primarily a family friendly blog.
Prefix:
Starting this off by saying that, while this post is going to focus on reproduction via their physical forms, fairies are essentially made of magic and can, for the most part, manipulate those forms at will. Think of these like the default settings of physical manifestation.
Also it's worth noting that while I'm for the most part using human biology terms, fairies themselves probably have ridiculously whimsical names for all these organs that have existed for billions of years, but this isn't a language post.
This is not meant to be a full comprehensive medical guide to the complexities of gender in fairy culture, nor will it cover every possible variation of default physical forms. This is your middle school "where do babies come from" level of documentation. The terms "male" and "female" are used to describe fairies as they are "assigned" at birth, however, please don't take this to mean trans and nonbinary fairies don't exist, they definitely do.
Anatomy:
When manifesting physical forms, fairies develop traits based on the dominant species of the world they will primarily engage with, in this case, humans. (1) This leads to the development of secondary sex characteristics such as breast tissue and facial hair. While these traits have evolved over millennia spent alongside humans, they are still derived from magic, and can not be used to qualify fairies as mammals.
Fairies are an oviviparous species, meaning an embryo will develop within a fertilized egg and depend on that egg for nutrients, but will hatch inside the parent's body and result in a live birth. (2)
Females produce eggs and lay them via an ovipositor. Males produce sperm via internal testes used to fertilize eggs as they pass through the birth canal towards the brood pouch via penetration by ovipositor. The birth canal and ovipositor are both is self lubricating when aroused to assist the transfer of eggs, and the internal pelvic muscular structure in male fairies is designed to pull the eggs as deep as possible to increase chances of fertilization within the brood pouch.
The urinary and reproductive systems are completely separate because they keep canonically arguing about leaving the toilet seat up and while I'm only loosely respectful of canon I can also do whatever I want forever. The female urethra exists behind the ovipositor while the male urethra is connected to a non-reproductively functional penis. Ovipositors tend to be slightly larger than penises, and female fairies tend to be slightly larger than males in general, but this is primarily dependent on the individuals
Both the ovipositor and penis have an abundance of nerve endings and experience arousal, though male ejaculation is entirely internal.
The brood pouch is functionally a uterus in human terms, however, as the developing embryo derives nutrients from the egg and has no need to fully attach, the brood pouch does not have a lining and, sorry everyone, men don't get periods, nobody has to get periods in my world because I'm a benevolent god.
Fairies experience 3 types of puberty, "pooferty(3)" "pasta puberty(4)" and sexual maturation. The first two of these involve developmental milestones and magic-hormone interactions, so they are best set to the wayside for a different post, though I will note here that most secondary sex characteristics will develop in manifest forms at the end stages of pasta puberty. The sexual maturation stage of puberty is the only stage in which hormone production is more of an active cause than magic.
Females may begin laying eggs during this time, and nocturnal depositing is very common in teenagers and nothing to be ashamed of, it's a very normal experience to wake up to the occasional egg or two. At the end of class you'll receive a pamphlet with a section on proper disposal spells.
Males may experience abdominal cramping during third puberty, as their brood pouch swells slightly to accommodate possible eggs, this is not cyclical in the way human periods are, and once they've had their last growth spurt and the pouch settles in its more spacious form, any residual cramping should subside. Until then, the pamphlets offered at the end of class will also have a section on magical pain relief.
Reproduction:
A female fairy can lay between 1-5 eggs, which are semi-gelatinous in texture and range from .5"-1" (1.27-2.54cm) in size. Egg coloration comes in a myriad of pastels, but despite some outdated theories, the coloration of the egg indicates nothing about the potential appearance of the baby.
As previously stated, when the female lays her egg/s inside the male they are fertilized internally. The male will carry the fertilized egg/s in his brood pouch, but the embryo will remain inside the egg through development, using it as a source of magical nutrients
If an egg laid inside a partner in whatever orifice is not successfully fertilized, it dissolves within a matter of 6-12 hours. Birth control looks a lot different for fairies because it's essentially exclusive to a morning after spell to forcibly dissolve the eggs anyway.
After a 3 month gestation period, the embryo will have fully absorbed the nutrients from the egg and will essentially have "eaten" it's way out, which will trigger the father going into labor and, theoretically, delivering the baby via birth canal.
In practice however, magical c-sections(5) were the go-to long before the baby ban. Seriously this has been the preferred method for millennia. Only holier-than-tho crunchy granola weirdos get superior about non-magically assisted delivery.
Citations:
In s3ep12 Abracatastrophy we learn that fairies take on godparenting duties and physical traits of the earths dominant species.
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I love fake science I love fantasy creature studies I read monsterology as a kid and it permanently rearranged my brain chemistry.
We see Witches maybe 4 times in the FOP original series and I have two pages of notes solely about their species semi-compatability with humans and what the standards are for humans with Witch blood.
When I say this blog is SFW except for speculative biology what I Mean is that I have a full presentation on fairy reproduction complete with diagrams and a less exhaustive note page on anti-fairies.
I have started charting the evolutionary lines for magical creatures with common ancestors and where those lines intersect with non-magical creatures.
I have a whole separate rant on fairy sociology. Like I am not kidding when I say this is my favorite way to look at fictional settings.
Almost done with my og series rewatch so I can draw together a cohesive timeline of canonical events and also cut out the ones that make absolutely no sense/I personally hate. Ignoring fairly odder because anw essentially retcons it entirely. That's it's own au off with the live action movies they mean nothing to me.
CrownedFlame
You shouldn’t be here, Mira.
If the guards see you in the prince’s chamber at this hour…
MiraOfTheNorth
Then let them see.
I’m not afraid of guards. Or consequences.
Only of mornings where I don’t get to see you.
CrownedFlame
Careful. You speak like a woman in love.
MiraOfTheNorth
Then I’ll speak louder.
I am in love. With you, Kael.
The boy who hides behind his duty but kisses like a rebel.
CrownedFlame
(typing...)
(typing...)
You undo me, Mira.
The council chose me a bride today.
MiraOfTheNorth
Did you choose her?
CrownedFlame
No.
I was too busy choosing you.
MiraOfTheNorth
Then what are we waiting for, your Highness?
CrownedFlame
For the clock to strike midnight.
Then I’ll run away—not as a prince, not as a ruler…
But as a man ready to sin for love.