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"Don't hate the player, hate the game." Maybe we should hate both. There's padding a resume but then there's a work of fiction which is what Meghan Markle is determined to pass off as her professional bio. Grab your sick bucket🤢 before examining more proof that this vile woman can't tell THE TRUTH even if her life depends on it. There simply aren't enough pinocchios in the world to highlight these lies.

🤥"Accomplished writer"

🤥Fashion "The Meghan Effect causes items to sell out." (She had the nerve to include the op-ed she purchased for the mythcarriage) "spiked conversation surrounding miscarriage to the 🤥highest it had been spoken of in over two decades at the time of publishing🤦‍♀️🤦‍♂️."

🤥Highly celebrated children's book

Meghan, The Duchess of Sussex, Keynote Speaker | Harry Walker Agency

Meghan, The Duchess of Sussex is a 🤥feminist🤥, champion of 🤥human rights and gender equity, and global🤥 role model. Her lifelong🤥 advocacy for women and girls remains a constant thread she weaves through both humanitarian 🤥and business ventures. She is noted as one of the most 🤥powerful and influential women in the world, topping lists such as TIME Magazine’s Most Influential People, The Financial Times’ 25 Most Influential Women, Variety Power of Women, and British Vogue’s Vogue 25🤥. 

This is just gross. A global role model🤢 one of the most iconic figures of this generation 🤢🤢🤢

She and her husband, Prince Harry have also been the recipients of the NAACP President’s Award as well as the Robert F. Kennedy Ripple of Hope Award. Meghan’s global impact🤥, and strong stance on resilience, equality, and compassion🤥 through action, have made her one of the most iconic 🤥public figures of this generation.

Born and raised in Southern California, Meghan attended Los Angeles based all-girls Catholic School, Immaculate Heart, which she continues to support as an alumna, 🤥before moving to Chicago to attend the 🤥prestigious Northwestern University. While there, she 🤥double majored in Theater and International Relations, and went on to 🤥intern at the US Embassy in Buenos Aires, Argentina, as well as to study abroad in Madrid, Spain. After graduation, Meghan turned her focus to the entertainment industry, landing her big break as a 🤥lead actor on the hit series, ‘Suits’ which she starred in for seven seasons. During her time off🤥 between filming, Meghan travelled to Rwanda, India, and across the globe 🤥working on humanitarian missions, and serving in 🤥key roles such as: UN Women’s Advocate for Women’s Political Participation and Leadership, a World Vision Global Ambassador, and a leading Counsellor to One Young World, where she inspired 🤥youth and women around the world through her passionate advocacy and 🤥hands-on approach to being of service. She also travelled to support the military community on a USO Tour, visiting six military bases in seven days including Bagram, Afghanistan.

In 2018, Meghan married Prince Harry, becoming The Duchess of Sussex.

🤥An accomplished writer, she has contributed pieces to publications (tabloids🙄) in the UK, US, and Ireland, and parlayed that skill into the creation of the successful lifestyle website, ‘The Tig’, where her thoughtful and🤥 inspiring op-eds cultivated a😂 global fanbase. The Duchess of Sussex was the first guest editor in the history of British Vogue for their July Issue in 2019, which was the fastest selling copy in the history of the publication.

She and Prince Harry founded The Archewell Foundation in 2020 to support communities in need at a micro and macro level, in both moments of crisis as well as for long term aid. At The Archewell Foundation, they hold the value that charitable work should not simply be ‘a handout, but rather a hand held’, 🤥a phrase which Meghan first coined when supporting UK charity Smart Works, of which she is patron, that uplifts and prepares underserved women to enter the workforce. Meghan and her husband also founded and oversee production company, Archewell Productions and podcasting arm, Archewell Audio.

In 2022, Meghan launched ‘Archetypes’, 🤥a record-breaking podcast exploring the labels that try to hold women back; ‘Archetypes’ debuted at Number 1 in The US, UK, Australia, Ireland, and New Zealand, and topped the charts as the Number 1 podcast in 47 countries, demonstrating her 😂🤥unparalleled global reach. After its first season, Archetypes was awarded The People’s Choice Award in the podcast category😂.

She is a 🤥NY Times Best Selling author, publishing her highly celebrated children’s book, ‘The Bench’, and “Together: Our Community Kitchen” a publication she spearheaded with the women of the Hubb Community Kitchen in the UK, who were displaced after the tragic Grenfell Fire. True to her character, The Duchess of Sussex mobilized to turn pain into purpose🤢, working alongside🤥 this dynamic group of women to help them heal, grow, and develop their own business enterprises in the face of adversity. In addition to 🤥topping the NY Times Bestsellers list, “Together,” also debuted as number one on the UK’s Sunday Booklist, with proceeds going to the Kitchen.

Meghan’s influence in fashion has been coined🤥 “The Meghan Effect” with items selling out within hours of her wearing them. 🤥Her ‘effect’ has transcended fashion, 🤥shifting cultural conversations as seen with her op-ed for the NY Times “The Losses We Share.🤥🤥🤥🤥🤥” The piece detailed a heartbreaking personal loss 🤥🤥🤥🤥🤥which spiked the conversation surrounding miscarriage to 🤥the highest it had been spoken of in over two decades at the time of publishing🤥🤥🤥🤥🤥. 

Meghan is a 🤥passionate advocate for mental health 🤥🤥🤥🤥🤥and family care🤥🤥🤥🤥, the holistic support of women and children’s rights🤥, and the immeasurable value of one’s self worth🤥. Her core belief that representation matters🤪, and her connection to community through the lens of learning🤥, healing🤥, and inspiring🤥 have helped define her as a 🤥cultural catalyst for 🤥positive change.  

Look at how dumb the kids names look with titles🤡🤦‍♂️🤦‍♀️ They sound like cartoon characters.

Meghan resides in California with her husband and their children Prince Archie Harrison and Princess Lilibet Diana, and their three dogs.

Someone told her this is her "Beyonce" photo. Most likely it was Thirsty Tyler Perry 😂🤦‍♀️🤦‍♂️

*throws cleaned up draft from last year onto AO3*

*runs away*

Bittersweet - 2017

I KNOW I’M WRITING IT BUT HE’S BEING TOO CUTE