44 - i just pinch myself, no longer comatose - Gleafer Prof TA AU
Gah, I really need to finish this one, itās so freaking hot⦠The ART. Based on a Gleafer writing prompt on her Patreon with the summary, āProfessor Fell has a secret admirer and heās none the wiser of the decadent lover he is in their imagination. In reality, heās actually a quiet bookworm who lives a lonely solitary life. (Well, besides rooming with his cat Monty, that is.) Until one stormy night after staying late to grade papers, Professor Fell finds his car doesnāt start. Luckily, his new TA is there to give him a lift.ā I shanāt show the art because thatās not for me, but I will say that it involves what looks like a more angelic iteration of human Crowley, so Iām calling him Anthony, bent over a desk with papers scattered everywhere, still clothed but with fingers in his mouth as Professor Fell leans over his back, licking his jaw as he says āOpen wide. Thereās a good lad.ā And then an inset of Anthony in class, thinking, āSometimes Iād lose track of time during class, letting the timbre of his voice pull me slowly back into the memory of my favorite dream. āGood ladā he says. I think Iād kill to hear him call me that when Iām awake.ā And uh, me too, babe, so Iām making it happen! 1.7k outline
54 - Iām pretty sure as far as humans go, I am a hard, hard pill to swallow - big Azi human AU
This one really isnāt fleshed out at all, I just wanted to do something with this title, and thought of this and it wiggled its way into my heart! Basically, a human AU where Aziraphale is just physically very large. He also has autism and struggles with society from that aspect and just fitting in both physically and mentally into the world, always feels in the way, very anxious all the time. He thinks that heās hard to love because heās just too much in all ways, until he meets Crowley who very strongly disagrees and helps him realize how wonderful he is as he is and how he doesnāt need to make himself smaller to be palatable to others! 111 word outline
55 - itās my fantasy, iām gonā live it - UPS driver
Based on a YouTube comment on a Nick DiRamio video that said āWhy do the hot UPS drivers always hit with the dismissive āhey budā. Like Iām not your bud, I want you to throw me around like those other packages.ā Aziraphale is the UPS driver, Crowley is the customer strategically ordering things for them to come in on Aziraphaleās route because he saw him lifting heavy things and instantly fell in love. Eventually the tension breaks and Crowley climbs him like a tree and indeed gets thrown around like a package. 837 word outline
57 - call me when youāre in the city again - hookup AU
An anonymous person on Tumblr very sweetly encouraged me to promote myself on Tumblr and said if I was ever looking for prompts, they thought Iād do good things with a hookup AU. I said that Iād put it on the list to consider one day and then of course the brain spun, so now Iāve got one! Basically, Aziraphaleās friends tell him he needs to go get laid because heās been complaining too long, Aziraphale feels like he would be taking advantage of someone just looking for a hookup and theyāre like, the fuck is wrong with you? Theyāre on there for that too! So, he matches with Crowley, who is very matter of fact about it all and attractive, so they end up with a friends with benefits situation until theyāre both just like wait⦠Do I⦠like you? Because theyāre dumbasses. Minimal angst, just them being dumb! 1.2k outline
64 - iām a leading man, and the lies i weave are oh so intricate - Smutty Camboy AU Ficlets (yes, there will be more of these eventually even if the fic says 'finished'!)
This is just a blanket āI will probably get other ideas for this in future and will add themā but there are a few that are going to happen or are almost certainly going to happen. First that will happen is more OT4 coming together, but where Eve and Aziraphale end up accidentally kissing, and suddenly things are escalating, and turns out āif there were ever to be a woman, it would be Eveā is actually very, very true! Other things that are very likely to happen ā inspired by a comment, a video where Angel is taking Devil while his subscribers are taking Angel with the machine; matching angel and devil lingerie (possibly gifted by Adam and Eve); sissy chastity clip; Krampus; oviposition. 2.1k outlines/thoughts
66 - every loverās got a little dagger in their hand - second chance human AU with transF!Azi
Aziraphale and Crowley were childhood/high school sweethearts, but Aziraphale had a gender crisis approaching the end of her last year before uni and realized she was trans, but her parents were horrendously transphobic and she was terrified to come out to anyone, and she knew Crowley wasnāt transphobic, but she knew he was very definitively gay, and so she broke up with him because she couldnāt bear to see the look on his face when he suddenly didnāt love her anymore. Twelve years later, Aziraphale, fully socially and medically transitioned, ends up working as a conservationist at a museum that Crowley is the gardener at and they have to reckon with all of that. They very slowly get close again and then get together. 4.1k outline
Not actually fully written out snippet, but a snippet of the outline I like:
And so she broke both of their hearts that summer, unable to stand the idea of seeing him at school if she did it before the end. She regretted it immediately. Crowley broke before her eyes, and the expression was worse than the disgust sheād imagined, but the thought of confessing now and getting that look in addition to the heartbreak? She couldnāt do it. She stuttered some terrible excuses about how she was changing and she simply felt their paths were diverging. Heād begged at first, and he knew her well enough to sense there was a different underlying conflict and it was obviously frustrating him that she was walling him out, but she watched as his expression grew more and more shuttered until it was completely impassive as he said, āRight, thatās it then. Have a nice life, Aziraphale.ā
And he left her alone to nurse her broken heart and mourn the love of her life, knowing she had no one to blame but herself.
They didnāt see each other again for 12 years.
Chapters: a hammer to the statue of David; itās true, romance is dead (I shot it in the chest, then in the head); what would you trade the pain for (Iām not sure); figured on not figuring myself out; hum hallelujah, just off the key of reason; scar-crossed lovers, forever (I TOLD YOU :P)
And tagging @fifthstiel because this is your baby :P Also the one below is relevant too!
67 - I want it so bad, Iād shoot the sunshine into my veins - second chance NSFW sequel
NSFW sequel to the second chances one above. Aziraphale is a little anxious about being touched sexually, still thinking Crowley wouldnāt want to intimately touch traditionally āfemaleā parts, but when Crowley talks to her about it, she realizes he is extremely into her in all ways, so they get to figure out how they work together like that. A chapter of intercrural, a chapter of a work blowjob (started because of talking about penetration), and eventually likely a chapter of penetration, but I havenāt planned that far yet! 2.8k outline
Snippet of chapter 1 (you are the drought and Iām the holy water you have been without):
She reached up to try and pull him down into another kiss, but he resisted, shaking his head. āNo, wanna see you, angel. Wanna see how you look when I make you come.ā
And when he loomed over her, fingers circling faster, it took just a moment for her to break, keening as pleasure the likes of which she hadnāt felt in a long time coursed through her, lashes fluttering as her eyes rolled back in her head
As she caught her breath and looked up at the almost dazed Crowley, she grinned. āNot bad for a first time.ā
That shook him out of it and he looked at her with a raised eyebrow. āTrans men exist, Aziraphale.ā His grin was wicked. āNot my first rodeo.ā
Snippet of chapter 2 (donāt pretend you ever forgot about me):
Crowleyās blush worsened. āāve got toysā¦ā He mumbled almost inaudibly.
āWhat was that?ā She went dizzy.
āIāve got toys,ā he said more loudly, eyes a little ashamed as he looked up at her. āI got a little lonely and, well⦠I took care of myself. And, uh, I know for a fact that at least half of them are harness compatible.ā
Aziraphale gaped at him. āSo, you want me toā¦ā
āPeg me,ā he bit his lip. āI want you to peg me.ā