Upon their retirement, Aziraphale and Eve end up in a housing community with a very nice aquatic complex. Young lifeguards Adam and Crowley are immediately attracted to Aziraphale, and Eve takes advantage of that to tease them with her pretty, pretty wife. The flirtation between all four escalates until eventually everyone has to wonder – is this more than a summer fling?
Chapter 1: i love the mayhem more than the love
When Aziraphale drags a reluctant Eve to a water aerobics course, Eve encounters two luststruck young lifeguards and decides to be an absolute menace about it.
She reached up and tugged at the ties of Aziraphale’s halter top, laughing when she squealed, “Eve!” and threw one hand over her breasts and one over the bow at the back of her neck. Their noises almost drowned out the strangled “Ngk!” from the redheaded lifeguard that Eve hadn’t realized had drifted closer.
That renewed the fire in her belly. She had to get them to come back, if only to see what this bold young man would do for another look at her wife.
Her gaze focused a little behind him and her grin widened. What these two bold young men would do for another look at her wife.
Explicit (overall, this chapter T-M), 11k words
Written for the @gosummerbang, and a collaboration with the incredibly talented @pietudraws, who I was insanely lucky to get paired up with again for this project!
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Aziraphale is quite happy with his rather prodigious earnings from his work as a camboy on OnlyFans. Now if only his growing feelings for his colleague at his day job weren’t causing him to waffle about this secret identity of his.
Crowley has been happily single for the majority of his adult life, satisfied with his work and the at least biweekly streams of his favorite camboy, He’s No Angel. So why is he starting to feel guilty for the warmth he feels when he thinks about his favorite colleague at work?
Length: 47,033 Words
AO3 Rating: Explicit/ Spice Level 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥
Best for/Keywords: After Dark, Erotica, Human AU, Sex Work AU, Coworkers AU
Major Triggers:Â None
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Read it here, fic by HazelSage
*Minor Spoilers* Now back when this fic was a WIP, I swear to you, it only updated when I was at work. I would hide in corners and stretch out a bathroom break just to try to read it, I was so desperate to see what these two were up to. But it was just too steamy, and I would have to give up and save it for later. It was the most delicious temptation and made an already erotic story even more addicting!
I just love this setting!! Aziraphale is an online sex worker and this story fully commits to the idea in the best possible way! It is filthy, and unafraid to really experiment with Aziraphale's cam shows. There's so much variety in how he performs. Different toys, outfits, themes, that really pushed my expectations and made me just as excited as Crowley to see what the Angel had for us this time. I loved the power and confidence he finds in camming, and I love that it's not something he's expected to not enjoy or to eventually quit. And the comments on his page were always such a blast! I love a social media bit done well, and this was excellent.
Oh and Crowley? He is a world class simp in this and I fully agree. I loved the world and plot outside of the camming! It's funny, warm, adorable at times and thrilling in others. The plot of the two of them as coworkers was a joy, and the excitement of knowing both paths were destined to collide was so much fun. I enjoyed everything about this story! But please just save it for at home. It was torture trying to read this in public and trust me, you'll want to enjoy it fully.
Summary: There was an old man who lived in a small house by the expansive lake. And he was waiting.
Comment: I thought it was nice to see their relationship through the eyes of a child and watch them try to understand what Merlin was talking about and going through.
Aziraphale and Crowley experience life as an “us” for the first time.
A series of vignettes over time detailing Aziraphale and Crowley’s new life in the South Downs.
Hands. Phenomenal invention, hands. One of the Almighty’s better ideas in Crowley’s opinion. An appendage to distinguish primates from Her other creations, to grasp and grip and push and lift, and that wasn’t even counting the thousands of things that could be done with fine motor movements. And opposable thumbs? Even more fantastic! This complicated arrangement of bones and muscle and blood vessels and nerves and ligaments and skin sitting at the end of the arm of this human corporation of his, and it allowed him to hold Aziraphale’s hand.
The best thing his hand had ever done by far.
General, 9.6k words
Written for the wonderful Key for the Our Own Side fundraiser; other fics for this event can be found here!
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I'm offering three fics this year! One fic is for between 5 and 10k words and can be found here, while the other two are for less than 5k words and can be found here and here. These are just ranges that must be hit for a minimum - any of them can go above those numbers if the story goes that way!
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Type of fanwork: Written fanwork
Subtype(s): Fan fiction (new), Fan fiction (remix of an existing fic)
Fandom(s): Good Omens
Highest rating: E
Minimum Bid: $5
Audience: 18+ only
Length/scope: 5 -10k words (or Less than 5k words)
Specialty tags (what is this?): Aro/ace characters, Canonically trans or nonbinary chars, F/F ships, Genderswap/genderbending, Poly ships, Trans or nonbinary interpretations of canon characters
Characters/pairings of interest:
Aziraphale/Crowley, Aziraphale/Crowley/Adam/Eve, background relationships - any
Subjects/theme/tropes of interest:
For explicit fics, I tend to prefer top Aziraphale/bottom Crowley and dom Aziraphale/sub Crowley when writing, but can switch those dynamics if preferred very easily, so don't be shy to request the opposite in either regard! I am a very big fan of genderfuckery and love to write them with all sorts of combinations of Efforts and pronouns and presentations, both in human AUs and canonverse. And for that matter, I'm equally happy writing human AUs and writing canonverse, so I'm willing to work with whatever ideas you have!
I also love Ineffable Family works and would be stoked to write some for anyone interested, and am equally interested in writing the creation of the family and in slice of life during pregnancy and after birth.
Big old fan of monsterfuckery too, me, so happy to explore that!
For more SFW fics, I am a big fan of exploring Aziraphale and Crowley's pining through history, their relationships with the humans and the world around them, and just anything acknowledging how long they've been Earth's guardians. I am also always very excited to write anything about Aziraphale and Crowley's relationships with the current day humans from season 1 and season 2 that got wrapped up in the supernatural shenanigans, and even the ones who don't know their true nature.
For Aziraphale/Crowley/Adam/Eve, I find it lends itself best to human AUs because of the kind of inherent tragedy on it, but I'm willing to write both them and canonverse type stuff!
Unwilling to address:
I am not comfortable writing the major archive warnings. But I have written consensual non-consent before, so if you have a prompt similar to that and are unsure if it pushes a boundary, reach out to me and I'm happy to let you know if I would be able to work with it!
Other things I am not comfortable writing are incest, gore, body horror, blood play, age play, watersports, anything with scat, and hurt no comfort.
Themes and topics I would struggle with would be cheating, wrestling in depth with any forms of bigotry, and unhappy endings in general.
I won't write a romantic/sexual fic (or even a qpr type relationship) where Aziraphale and Crowley are not the final pairing (unless it is in the context of Aziraphale/Crowley/Adam/Eve), but I don't object to mentioning them having had other relationships in the past/exploring a little of a previous pairing, so long as the majority of the fic focuses on Aziraphale and Crowley's relationship. I am fine with any and all background pairings so long as everyone is of age.
Other notes:
I'm pretty easy going in terms of how specific you'd like your prompt to be! If you have very clear ideas on how the fic will go, I'm happy to take that direction, but I'm also happy for you to share a vibe and then we can bounce ideas back and forth. For more vague prompts in particular, I can have it be a surprise after the initial prompt if you'd like, or I can absolutely share outlines or little snippets, depending on what you want.
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Chapter 2: i miss the days when i pretended with you
Crowley is feeling the effects of Eve’s blitz of ever more daring sexuality and can’t help imagining what could be in the future. And reminiscing on what had been in the past.
Because in the end, except at the very beginning, the encounters had never been just him and Aziraphale. When he dreamt, there weren’t two people in the bedroom. There weren’t even three, never just Crowley and the devilishly divine wives. No, there were always four – him, his best friend, and the women who’d captivated them both.
He could feel his cheeks going bright red. And that was why the fantasies had been worse than any others before. Because touching Aziraphale and Eve was imagination, but touching Adam?
That was memory.
He couldn’t help but flash back to those times and wonder why they’d ever stopped.
Explicit, 16k words
The second of three chapters written for a fic for the @gosummerbang and with (jaw-droppingly sexy) art from the delightful @pietudraws!
our heads were just that close (the sweetness never lasts, you know) by HazelSage
Even after the magic show, after Aziraphale saved Crowley from being recalled to Hell, the evening isn’t over yet. There’s something else, a magic in the air, and the angel and demon can’t resist its allure.
aka 1941 part 3
Silence filled the bookshop, but Crowley didn’t dare pick another song, stuck waiting for whatever words Aziraphale was obviously trying to reach for. Just as he tried to gather the courage to ask if it was time for the knock, the angel blurted out, “Would you like to dance?”
“The music’s gone,” he said stupidly, kicking himself for the automatic response.
“We can start again,” his voice was earnest, and Crowley wanted to cry though Aziraphale was obviously only referring his songs.
Teen, 3.7k words
Written for the Our Own Side fundraiser; other fics written for this can be found here :)
The more Crowley is around kids, the more he wants them, and the more upset he is that there are no plans to have them.
Relevant tags: male-presenting Aziraphale and Crowley, soon-to-be pregnant Crowley, soon-to-be mpreg, angst with a happy ending, yearning, South Downs cottage
Crowley wasn’t sure when he’d begun to hate the sound of a young child’s laughter. When he couldn’t stand the sight of the tiny baby clothes section of the department store. When the smell of diaper rash cream had started making him nauseous.
It hurt hearing and seeing and smelling those things. An infant’s cry sent a knife through his skull, and sure, the sound hadn’t been fun before, but it was absolutely unbearable now, and it filled him with rage instead of pity.
