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Fathers Day Statement  From The Desk Of  movie icon  tv icon  legendary  Wings Hauser :  ✨🫶🏼🫶🏼🏄🏼‍♀️🏄🏽🐬🐬🦋🦋🎞️🎶✨ “ One  of Wings’s  All time favorite stories:   When we first began  working together,  first – Wings cast me as an actress  to play the lead  in a romantic  western movie    but that film didn’t get made  for financial reasons 😭🥺😢  ( due to ‘the suits ‘ who are ever –…

I have to apologize to the fans of the Watchers series. I didn't see the first two before viewing Watchers 3. I acquired this film along with a bunch of other random sci-fi VHS tapes some time ago and thought "Why not? Let’s not wait for the first two masterpieces to find themselves on my doorstep; let’s just dig in!"

From my research, I pieced together that the first and second pictures deal with regular people encountering a couple of escaped top-secret experiments. Einstein is a super-intelligent golden retriever constantly pursued by a hideous bipedal creature known as OXCOM (Outside Experimental Combat Mammal). The monster is never actually after the dog, but rather anyone it touches. You befriend an adorable canine and next thing you know, your guts are strewn all over the place!

The film begins with the OXCOM (or as it’s known in this movie, “The Outsider”) being unleashed by the evil corporation that spawned it in a South American Jungle. Commander Ferguson (Wings Hauser, reprising his role from the second movie) and his team of commandos (including Gregory Scott Cummins, Daryl Keith Roach, John Linton, Lolita Ronalds) are sent to investigate. They don't know the mission is little more than a field test for the creature and Einstein!

Some time ago I watched DNA, a crappy knock-off of Predator and I had a good laugh at its expense. That film looks like the most original piece of fiction ever conceived next to Watchers 3. It’s got the bipedal monster that sees through bizarre heat vision and sneaks up on a team of soldiers, kills without mercy, and takes trophies from them, the action is set in a South American jungle, the team befriends a local who serves as their guide, we get a sequence where everyone panics and begins blasting at the jungle hoping to kill their stalker, then we get it again. We even have a climax where the hero has to build make-shift traps to take down the much stronger opponent… complete with the swinging log and the explosive arrows! If you host double-feature movie nights for our friends, you’ve got to track a VHS or DVD of this film and show it back-to-back with Predator, you’ll have a blast.

This is a bad film, but it's enjoyable. Seeing Ferguson have several conversations with a super-intelligent golden retriever that can write (if he holds a stick in his mouth), read, and pass our hero his gun when he drops it is hilarious. I just wish there were two or three dogs instead of just the one so I could call it “Predator Buddies”. Ain’t no rule a dog can’t be in a Schwarzenegger ripoff!

Aside from the uncanny resemblance to the 1987 action classic, you’ll be amused by several other aspects of the story. A kid sidekick accompanies the commandos. He’s completely useless, has no lines, and could have been dropped entirely to no detriment at all, but then we wouldn’t have had the pleasure of being “introduced to” Ider Cifuentes Martin, who as far as I can tell has never acted again. Another noteworthy aspect is the monster. It looks awful. It’s like a cross between Charlene Sinclair and beef jerky. That doesn’t stop it from tearing people limb from limb though! Quite the feat considering it’s got some of the worst monster vision I’ve ever seen.

I don’t even understand the name of this movie. Who are The Watchers? I assumed it was the monster and the dog, but that doesn’t make any sense. Maybe I’ll find out because to this direct-to-video picture’s credit, I enjoyed - probably not the way it was meant to - but enough to check out the first two movies. At barely an hour and 20 minutes long (excluding the credits), it's a fun bad movie. (On VHS, November 16, 2015)

Lyrics by Cali Lili

Music by Cali Lili and Wings Hauser

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Lyrics :

Broadcast live

from every state in the union

come some announcement

from a

powerful lobby

The most

televised

satelized

anticipated

hypothesized

group of people

be surprised

ever got a voice

in a world

runnin’ on a pac of lies

Ok rich boy

wanna war?

Get your own

damn baby booties

bouncin’ on the floor

I ain't gonna be no

statistic

for sadistic

mistake makin’

optimistic

politistic mystics

Televised

satelized

anticipated

hypothesized

group of people

be surprised

ever got a voice

in a world

runnin’ on a pac of lies

This message brought to you

by the girl givin’ birth

to the girl

or the boy

to the toy you’ll employ

eighteen years ago

from today

This message brought to you

by my unborn

first-born

who is mine

Not yours

And furthermore

‘til we get all of of that

‘no more war’

you and all your kind

ain’t gettin’

none of mine

That's right

That’s what i said

I said

you

and every one of you

ain’t gettin’ none

‘til you act your age

not your boot size

I already know

who the father is

and it ain't you

what kind of uncle are you

anyway ?

She needs diapers

and dresses

and books

and a telescope

So she can see gods’ beauty

in all

her glory

And maybe she’ll cure your cancer someday

Maybe

she’ll be

President.

Broadcast live

from every state in the union

come some announcement

from a

powerful lobby

The most

televised

satelized

anticipated

hypothesized

group of people

be surprised

ever got a voice

in a world

runnin’ on a pac of lies

The most

televised

satelized

anticipated

hypothesized

group of people

be surprised

ever got a voice

in a world

runnin’ on a pac of lies

Runnin’ On a Pac O’ Lies

Runnin’ On a Pac O’ Lies

Runnin’

On a Pac

Of Lies !

“When I’m President,

I’m gonna repeal

‘Rape Culture’

Veto ‘vaginal probe’ hate culture

Nobody on this

or any other planet

gonna lay their hands

on my body

or her body

my choice

her choice

She’ll teach the little boys

to listen to the little girls

and sometimes

that little girl

is trapped

inside that little boy

Equal pay

and black lives matter

are the law of the land

and ALL marriages - are GAY

as in : HAPPY!

under the marriage equality amendment

Love is love is LOVE

Peace on Earth

will be handmade

and every living creature :

A Citizen

Earth is not a motel room

and though we may be rock-stars

We gotta ‘Stop TRASHIN’ it’

and

‘CLEAN UP OUR ROOM !’

‘Humanity must become as sophisticated

as

Technology

or we lose both’

because

‘the Chain of HumanKindness

is Stronger

Than Our Weakest Links’

My Friends,

This ‘Global Frat Party is OVER’

My Friends,

This Multiverse is ‘FEMPOWORD’

and

Wow !

I saw this movie for the first time yesterday!

WOW.

So - fyi - I made the Oscars 2020 Contender #EveNGodThisFemaleIsNotYetRated

“Eve N’ God

This Female Is Not Yet Rated “ ™️

in which I costarred with movie icon #WingsHauser

and what’s amazing to me and my team -

is,

that my movie seems to be a natural “response” movie to Carnal Knowledge!

Without ever seeing Mike Nichols’ movie, mine seems like an “answer” movie as my protagonist, named “Eve” seems to be speaking on behalf of all the women in “Carnal Knowledge!”

Without living through that time period- or seeing the film - just being a GIRL in this culture & this world ,

now in the “MeToo” era

with Roe Vs Wade , women’s rights, lgbtq , voting rights , black lives and environmental justice for our precious Mother Earth, wildlife and sealife in the balance ,

threatened by conservatives who so fear progress-

they are attempting to foment authoritarianism in America.

There is so much possibility for true healing in America and all over the world and my movie suggests we begin by recovering from all forms of supremacy & domination,

beginning with misogyny-

“ the ultimate WMD.”

Hope movie lovers check out both my film and this fascinating film by the amazing #MikeNichols side by side - we were really amazed at the parallels!

You can find “Eve N’ God This Female Is Not Yet Rated “

for rental and on demand

at YouTube movie rentals 🎬🍿as well as iTunes 🍎 Store / Apple TV , Google Play Movies, ROKU & Vimeo.

The soundtrack/ album 🎧🎵🎶

#thisfemaleisnotyetrated™️

“ This Female Is Not Yet Rated ™️“

By Recording Artist :

Cali Lili

is also on

YouTube Music / Official

Cali Lili Indies ™️Music Channel

And Apple 🍎 Music :

and everywhere music streams including

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Tidal Music

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With Love,

#CaliLili from #CaliLiliIndies ™️

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MOVIE REVIEW : August 2022

Times Square Chronicles

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