Jeremy:

Jeremy: *crouches down*

Rich:

Rich:

Jeremy: Not if I have anything to say about it

Squip: Well, you don’t

Jeremy: Why not!

Squip: Because I’m controlling your body

Jeremy: I hate you, you threw out my milk

Squip: The milk was expired

Jeremy: YOU’RE expired

SQUIP: Oh, can you?

ALRIGHT GUYS I JUST FINISHED THE SHOW AND OH. NY. GOD. IVE GOT STUFF TO SAY

(WARNING: THIS IS LONG AS HELL)

((ALSO EDIT: THIS ISNT ABOUT BMC NYC!!! THIS IS ABOUT THE TWO RIVER THEATER ONE!!!))

- the guy who played Jeremy had such a great voice, he pulled off the awkward vibe and executed the jokes so well

- michael. fucking. MELL. boy oh boy.

- SO GOOD

- his voice sounded EXCATLY like George Salazar,, he was adorable and amazing

- alright so before I continue talking about Michael mell (my love) lemme tell u about the audience

- lots of people were in michael cosplay and tbh? I was there for it like it looked so good

- and they were VERY vocal, I've been to many shows and I've never heard a louder audience

- I'm talking full on screaming

- anyway my point was that when Michael first went onstage the entire place BLEW UP

- the whole mall scene with Michael and Jeremy never happened, they just went straight to Payless

- also the beanbags didn't drop out of the ceiling for two player game (mildly disapointing) but AAAA IT WAS SO GOOD

- in the beginning Michael stands behind Jeremy and like touches his hair and puts his head on his shoulder (!!)

- and during the "faaavwite personnn" part they're both standing and michael cuddles into Jeremy's chest, and Jeremy like playfully shoves him back and he goes falling down into the beanbags

- during the whole second part when they go "find the bad guys push them aside" they didn't jump over all the chairs and stuff, the scene changed behind them but the stood at the front of the stage and did these karate moves and noises

- CUTE AS HELL

- the guy who played the squip was INSANLY GOOD

- michael in the bathroom. oh my god.

- you could physically see him shaking and starting to break down, by the end of the song he could barely get the words out because he was so upset oml

- the girl who played Christine was!!!!!!!!! amazing!!!!! she was so peppy and bubbly (I love play rehearsal was AMAZING), but you could still see that her character had a lot of depth

- when Michael makes an entrance at the end he came in from the audience up onto the stage and everyone just SHRIEKED

- AND RICH WAS SO HILARIOUS AND ADORABLE

- at the end he was talking in the lisp!!!

- and when he said "oh my god I'm TOTALLY bi" everyone started cheering, then when he said "so what about the headphones kid? Is he your boyfriend?" Michael walked into the room like half smiling and being all bashful and HAKDMWOE

- when Jeremy was onstage with Christine during the play Michael was on the side of the stage, everyone else was standing super still but he was shifting a lot and looked super antsy

- and the cast after was super nice!!!!! everyone took pictures with the fans and they were so grateful