#jake dillinger

Rich Goranski x Jake Dillinger one shot per popular demand

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Rich rolled his eyes, letting him go with a shove. "You like men, J."

Jake's face reddened with embarrassment. "What? I haven't really thought about it, I guess."

Rich jumped up, tackling Jake into the space between the seating. He leaned down, pressing a harsh kiss to Jake's lips. He pulled away, sitting back down.

"Have you thought about it now, numbnuts?" Rich asked scornfully.

"Fuck," Jake sighed. He sat up from the tight space, moving next to Rich again.

tags?: @itsian4 @mang0chees3 @kaylahtoes @0zzysn00k @g00sesi11y

Is there gonna be more fics of that au in the future, just wondering👀👀👀

ah hello! this is so so sweet, and I really appreciate it :) I've been kind of falling off writing fic, especially Deere, for a while so it's really really nice to hear that someone found joy in them again

i don't think I'll be writing any more of that au (it is pretty one shot in my mind) but I can give you other stuff I have written that fits the same vibes!

if you're looking for more adult Jeremy with a kid, try you're always looking for some company

if you're looking for dorky au meet-cutes (ish) try the best worst mistake or perhaps pumpkin, pumpkin

and if you're just looking for more fluff, my dream companion fics may be the move

-Sal

idk how good they are but i have a few

i’ve already shared my hc where he works at a daycare and becomes a pediatrician so i’ll skip that one lol

there are mentions of abuse in this so be warned

- post-squip rich won’t go anywhere near the muppets because his squip was evil kermit

- he’s excited to play x-box with jeremy after jeremy gets his squip because none of the other people he plays with seem to ‘nerd out’ over anything they play. since rich comes from loser roots (much like jeremy) he gets excited to play with him because the little loser part of him fighting back against the squip in his brain is hype to talk to someone who gets it (another geek)

- rich asking jeremy to play xbox with him as like their first friendly interaction is because rich uses his x-box and headset to block out his dad arguing with his girlfriend and older brother. it’s his favorite distraction from his least favorite thing on earth.

- (this next one is more a reference to the book) in sophomore year rich stole michael’s ds from his backpack because he wanted to be more friendly with another kid in their grade (mark, a character from the book) who plays video games. mark’s favorite game is Kill All People II, which was only available on ds. so rich stole michael’s ds and managed to find (or steal) enough money to buy the game so he could get close with mark and have someone to talk to about video games. rich returns michael’s ds to him after everyone gets out of the hospital post-squip

- he loves cookie monster ice cream because it dyes his tongue blue and he loves cookie dough

- (arsonbros crumbs bc i like them) there have been MULTIPLE occasions where the wrestling coach has had to kick rich and jake out of the locker room becuase they stayed really late after practices. rich was afraid to go home because of his dad, jake said his house was so lonely without his parents there. jake would drive rich home, park his car a block away, then sneak back into rich’s house through rich’s bedroom door and they would spend the night together. jake was the only person at school who knew about rich’s home situation for most of high school.

- (more arsonbros) rich and jake are both on the wrestling team because jake got bored without a winter sport. he managed to convince rich by telling him he had the perfect body type to kill it in wrestling. the squip pushed rich to join because it would get him in jake’s good graces (very good graces…). rich ended up actually liking it because the wrestling team lead to him becoming best friends with jake

Those are all the ones i can think of off the top of my head. I have no clue if they’re good, but they’re my personal favorites

Not even sure what tags to put or whether this really classifies as smut but it's... well... I made it!

TW: PiV sex, unprotected sex (USE CONDOMS PPL), smut, not detailed or anything but yk.

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Days like today were absolute hell to Rich.

It was warm outside - far too warm for his binder - and touching other people felt disgusting and sticky.

But that wasn't even the worst part.

The worst part was probably the fact that Rich was hornier than a damn dog in heat.

He felt that stupid tingle in his belly most of the day and he couldn't sit still for five minutes. He had tried to do it with himself and even that didn't feel like enough.

He had been thinking about it all day and had decided to ask Jake if he could come over, though he hadn't gotten a reply yet.

Jake's reply finally came at almost 2 PM.

Yes. Come over.

Rich had never put on his clothes faster.

He basically sprinted to Jake's place, barely even catching his breath when he knocked on the door to be let in.

When Jake opened the door, Rich's first question came immediately: "Are you alone?"

Jake's expression went from relaxed to surprised before he smiled a little, almost like he knew. "Yes. Why?"

Rich inhaled before he spike in a quiet tone. "I am so horny, I think I'm going to go insane if you don't take me soon."

Jake looked at Rich for a moment, fighting off a smile as he nodded softly. "Mhm. Come on in."

He then stepped aside and let Rich in who immediately went for the male's room.

He bounced on the balls of his feet as he waited for Jake to finally join him, completely impatient and absolutely anything but calm.

There was nothing cool or nonchalant about his behavior. He wanted Jake and he wanted him bad.

Jake soon came into the room and - with a smile - walked up to Rich, pulling him closer by his shirt, placing a kiss on his lips.

The kiss turned hungry quickly, their lips pressing together like they would die if they parted for even a second.

Rich melted further into Jake's hold when his lips parted and their tongues met.

He was so incredibly desperate, he couldn't even stop himself from lifting his hands and grabbing Jake's face to pull him even further towards himself.

They slowly moved towards the bed and only pulled apart when Jake sat down on it before he pulled Rich into his lap.

They kissed again moments later, Jake's hands settling on Rich's hips.

Rich let his hands slide up over the male's chest to his shoulders, gently grabbing onto the fabric covering them.

He then slowly let his hips roll down against the leg he was sitting on.

Jake smiled into their kiss before slowly pulling away, so he could kiss Rich's neck gently, starting at the top before he moved down slowly.

Rich tilted his head back as a soft layer of goosebumps raised on his skin like it did every time.

Jake's lips trailed along his partners skin softly.

He wasn't rushing this. He never did. He much preferred to go slow and see Rich simply turn to mush from it.

And he did.

Rich melted further into Jake's arms as the male's lips trailed down his neck and started sucking on it lightly.

It wasn't messy or sloppy. Just slow, careful suction thst made Rich shiver in the best way.

A soft moan escaped Rich when Jake decided to take some of his kin between his teeth, buting into it gently.

It stung in a way that Rich felt deep in his gut.

It didn't even hurt all that much, it was just this tingling feeling in his stomach that didn't seem to go away until Jake's teeth released his skin.

Rich's grip on Jake's shoulders tightened again when the other slowly started to soothe the spit down with his tongue.

Rich was so dazed, he didn't even realize Jake had started pulling Rich's hips down at first.

When he did realize, he started moving along, slowly grinding down on Jake again and again, making his stomach tingle from the friction again.

Jake watched as Rich's brows knit and his lips parted in that quiet way that showed he was focusing solely on the feeling.

He smiled as he reached up on hand to carefully tilt the male's head down to kiss him again.

Their tongue met in a messy kiss, showing that Rich was starting to get slightly impatient, though not enough to do anything about it yet.

Jake let his hand come down from Rich's neck and slipped it under his shirt, brushing a finger over the binder.

Without needing to be told what to do, Rich lifted his arms so Jake could first take off the shirt and then open the binder before pulling it off.

Rich took in a deep breath, finally being released from that air-stealing, rib-breaking chamber of tightness.

"You've been wearing your binder for too long again." Jake scolded him quietly as he brushed over some of the skin that had been slightly dented from the pressure.

Rich felt his cheeks flush, though not necessarily with shame and more with pouty energy. "I can't help it. I feel uncomfortable without it."

Jake looked at him and scoffed lightly. "You're gonna start feeling uncomfortable with it when your ribs start caving under the pressure.

"I didn't come here to be scolded, you know." Rich said as he pulled his arms away from Jake to cross them lightly.

Jake chuckled softly at that as he put his arms around Rich. "Oh, I know. You said that loud and clear.

He then lifted Rich up to which said male let out a small yelp and grabbed onto Jake's shoulders again.

Moments later, Rich found himself tossed onto the bed, laying on his back against the soft mattress.

Jake didn't bother doing anything with Rich's chest since he knew the male didn't really enjoy that anyway.

Not that he was uncomfortable. It just didn't bring Rich much pleasure. They had tried before.

Instead, Jake immediately went down, kissing over his Adonis belt lightly as his hands hooked into Rich's waistband.

Rich lifted his hips lightly so Jake could easily pull off the fabric, along with his boxers he always wore.

"It's unfair that I'm the only one naked." Rich muttered moments later.

Jake let out a small laugh. "That's fair."

He then moved to pull off his shirt, carelessly tossing it aside next to the bed where Rich's clothes had been discarded moments earlier.

After that, he undid his belt and his pants button to pull them open.

His pants were down and off in no time, once again, along with his boxers.

Now they were both bare when Jake slowly climbed back onto the bed properly and settled above Rich.

"Better?" Jake asked in that low, seductive tone that had the other squirming internally.

Rich nodded lightly as he moved to put his arms around Jake's neck, pulling him down for another long kiss.

Meanwhile, Jake's hands began to trail over Rich's hips slowly, one hand going down to slowly brush over his clit.

Rich didn't react until Jake put a little more pressure on it.

To that, Rich's head tilted back lightly and his eyes fell shut gently, his mouth parting in a silent moan.

The pleasure shot right up his spine just to coil tight in his stomach, his legs growing tense automatically as if that could keep the pleasure away.

It did not.

His back arched as Jake began to moved his hand in small circles, making his legs tremble with pleasure.

The small moans that left him sounded absolutely adorable to Jake. Though, anything from Rich was either adorable or absolutely hot to him.

He pressed a few kisses along Rich's neck again, his lips gently moving over the bite mark he had left earlier again, which made Rich shudder lightly.

Rich sucked in a deep breath when two of Jake's fingers slipped inside him, slowly moving to rub up against his g-spot lightly.

Rich sucked in a breath through his teeth before a row of moans slipped past his lips, his eyes squeezing shut this time.

"You're so pretty." Jake muttered against Rich's skin softly, his movements growing quicker with every moment that passed.

It didn't take long for Rich to start squirming, one hand pressing against Jake's shoulder as the other tangled itself in the bed sheets.

Jake smiled when Rich basically choked on a moan as his orgasm crashed over him, his body going taut for a moment before relaxing again.

He panted heavily as Jake kissed his cheek gently.

"Good job." Jake praised him happily. "You're doing so good. And all that just for me."

Rich slowly tried to even out his breathing again as Jake pulled his fingers back out of the male.

He sat up slowly and smiled down and Rich. "How do you want it, hm?"

Rich felt his face flush red as he turned his head away so he wasn't looking at Jake anymore. He was far to embarrassed to. "Missionary."

"Alright." Jake said happily and got back into position the same way he had been before, but this time he gently used his hands to spread apart Rich's legs.

Rich let him, even helped a little by moving his legs apart slowly.

Jake was careful as he slowly began to push into Rich slowly, making Rich's eyes fall shut again like they had earlier.

"Jesus Christ." Rich muttered after a short moment. "I keep forgetting how big you are."

Jake snorted lightly. "I feel like you've said that before."

"That's because I have." Rich said before he let out a small groan of pleasure when Jake pushed forward a little more.

Jake laughed softly and leaned down to kiss Rich once more, the atmosphere changing from silly to slightly charged with arousal and desperation.

Then, Jake started moving and Rich swore. Loudly.

He had been waiting for this all day and it was so much better than he formerly remembered it being.

Then again, he had never been this horrendously horny before.

Another kiss was placed on Rich's neck as Jake started a slow rhythm, being gentle at first, like always.

Rich loved Jake dearly, from the bottom of his heart, but gentle wasn't exactly what Rich had pictured when he had said 'take me' earlier.

He let out a soft groan and placed his hands on either side of Jake's face before epulling it up a little to look at him.

"Jake, baby. When I said take me, I didn't want you to be gentle. Not this time." He said firmly, not in a scolding tone, but close.

Jake chuckled nervously and kissed his lips for a second before pulling away again. "Sorry. Force of habit. But if you want it rough, I can do that."

Rich did not get time to reply when one of Jake's hands moved to lift one of Rich's legs over is shoulder.

Jake picked up speed considerably just a second later, hitting all the right spots. At least, the ones that this position allowed.

And it was good.

Rich gasped at first before he broke out in moans that he felt were loud enough to be heard outside.

The bed lightly rocked along with the movements. Not a lot, but enough for Rich to think it would fall apart even worse than he was doing right now.

"Oh my God- Ohhh my God." Rich panted between means as his hands fell from Jake's face and landed on the sheets just to tangle into the white fabric tightly.

He pressed his head back into the bed as his mouth stayed open, simply unable to close it anymore when he was being railed like that.

Jake smiled down at him as his hips continued to snap forward at a fast pace, both hands holding onto Rich tightly so he wouldn't slip away.

Rich already knew there were gonna be hand prints on him later. Not that he minded. He loved the feeling of being sore after a session like this.

Jake quickly adjust his grip, one hand holding onto Rich's hip as the other one wrapped around his leg a little tighter.

Rich felt the pleasure quickly coil tighter in his belly, his hand swishing over the sheets as if they could somehow help him get through it without screaming through the entire house.

Unfortunately, the sheets failed him as Jake shifted a bit to get a better angle and the coil snapped.

Rich almost shrieked a little before he cried out in pleasure, his whole back arching up while his eyes snapped open.

He didn't relax though, because Jake was relentless and didn't stop for even a second.

Instead, said male leaned over Rich and started going even harder, making Rich's eyes roll back lightly.

Jake smiled like a lovesick idiot as he watch Rich become a complete mess under him. It was simply too beautiful to not admire it.

Rich gasped for air when at least the pressure on his chest lessened, panting and moaning like a madman.

He honestly didn't remember when the sex had felt that good before.

Not that Jake was bad in bed. He wasn't. But feral Jake was somehow always better than soft Jake.

Jake's movements eventually stuttered lightly, the male getting close as well.

Rich thought he was about to meet God when Jake's hand on his hip moved to rub his clutch like he had earlier, though it was a bit rougher this time. More pressure.

Rich let out another low sound when Jake thrust forward one more time and this time stayed in that position, cumming deep inside Rich.

Rich himself went through another orgasm that he though would absolutely ruin him if he didn't get a damn break soon.

Luckily, Jake didn't move anymore, which allowed Rich to sink back into the mattress as he panted heavily.

Jake wasn't off anymore better, eyes closed and head hanging low as he also tried to catch his breath.

"My god." Rich muttered between deep breaths. "That was good."