Bumble guy: Hi A.
Me: Hi S, howโs it going?
Him: Yeh canโt complain hey? Much planned on the weekend?
Me: Yeah pretty busy one this weekend. How about yourself?
Him: So you wonโt be able to see me?
Me: Not this weekend, no.
Him: Well why are you on here if you just waste peoples time?
Me internally: wtaf.
Me externally: I donโt.
Him: A fat chick like you canโt afford to be too picky hey?
*This picky fat chick responded by deleting him.*













