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Bumble guy: Hi A.
Me: Hi S, howโs it going?
Him: Yeh canโt complain hey? Much planned on the weekend?
Me: Yeah pretty busy one this weekend. How about yourself?
Him: So you wonโt be able to see me?
Me: Not this weekend, no.
Him: Well why are you on here if you just waste peoples time?
Me internally: wtaf.
Me externally: I donโt.
Him: A fat chick like you canโt afford to be too picky hey?
*This picky fat chick responded by deleting him.*
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For real dude? Saying you seem awesome does not mean I'm having sex with you. Twat.
In what world is that kinky?
Irony.
Him: Hi.
Me: Hi. How are you?
Him (day later): ok.
Me: Cool. How's your week been?
Him: Long.
Me: Lol, yeah that happens. Much planned for the weekend?
Him (day later): Sorry but I am looking for someone that can hold a conversation. This isn't one. Like pulling teeth. Bye.
Guess I'm just too much for him to handle...
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Tinder chat:
Tinder dude: Hi.
Me: Howdy, how are you?
Him: Yeah good. How was your Xmas?
Me: Pretty good, yours?
Him: Yeah good. So now that we got the small talk out the way DTF? I have a big cock.
Me: Ummmm, if that was your idea of small talk it appears that your perception of small is somewhat warped. Thus I can only conclude your perception of your dick as being big probably is skewed too and it's actually tiny.
Him: Fucking fat cunt.
*unmatches me*
I thought he had said "camel" not caramel and messaged him saying "I've not seen a black camel unless you mean camel toe. And can they be from say Dubai rather than Asia as I haven't seen any camels in Asia." Him: "Why are you talking to me about camels?" Me: "You like them?" Him: "Only camel toes. But you can send me a pic of you with a camel toe. That would be hot. I'd like looking at that before bed. :p " Me: "Uhhhh ewwww no. Not a chance!!!" Him: "Are you Asian or chocolate coloured or caramel coloured?" Me: "No." Him: "Then why waste my time and message me if you know what I'm looking for?" Me: "Well it's illegal!" Him: "No it's not. I'm not being racist in stating a sexual attraction preference." Me: "Beastiality *is* illegal!" Him: "WTF?" Me: "Maybe try cameldating.com...." Him: "CARAMEL not CAMEL you dumb bint!" Whoops.......
