I thought he had said "camel" not caramel and messaged him saying "I've not seen a black camel unless you mean camel toe. And can they be from say Dubai rather than Asia as I haven't seen any camels in Asia." Him: "Why are you talking to me about camels?" Me: "You like them?" Him: "Only camel toes. But you can send me a pic of you with a camel toe. That would be hot. I'd like looking at that before bed. :p " Me: "Uhhhh ewwww no. Not a chance!!!" Him: "Are you Asian or chocolate coloured or caramel coloured?" Me: "No." Him: "Then why waste my time and message me if you know what I'm looking for?" Me: "Well it's illegal!" Him: "No it's not. I'm not being racist in stating a sexual attraction preference." Me: "Beastiality *is* illegal!" Him: "WTF?" Me: "Maybe try cameldating.com...." Him: "CARAMEL not CAMEL you dumb bint!" Whoops.......
