#onlyontinder

Interesting choice of profile pic pal.

Oh my god, same!

You wot m8?

The fuck....?

ANON SUBMISSION: They write: “1) You aren’t even that hot. 2) 60 kilos? Geeze I’m not under 60 kilos and my doctor says I need to put ON some weight. 3) I wish I was a man so I could match with you and your loser boyfriend because I’d give you a run for your money.” Me- couldn’t agree more on all points anon. I wish I could match with her too, be rather fun trolling the fuck outta her and her boyfriend if he exists outside of her imagination!

Some of my thoughts on Tinder (via my blog that's just for Tinder craziness): "Your gym selfies are to us what snapchat dog filters on our pics are to you: annoying as fuck. Gym pics are a swipe left." "Netflix and chill was a thing in 2015. Having it on your profile in the later part of 2017 is a no thanks from me." "A dog in a profile pic gets an auto like from me. Men of tinder take note: animals make a guy prezacaly 203% hotter. *real stat, I got it off Abraham Lincoln." "If you make at least two spelling mistakes in one sentence then it’s an auto swipe left. How hard is is it to use auto correct? E.G - 'I’m hear looking for mh soulmate.' Sigh." "If a guys eyeliner in their profile pic is much better than you could ever do yourself it’s an auto swipe left!" "What’s with all these emoji bios? Just a line or even two of them? Dude I’m too lazy to sit and decipher your emoji code! Use your words buddy, use your words…." "Is it just me or is it weird writing your tinder bio in a different language? We speak English not Greenlandish….."

Well that escalated quickly.....

Ummmmmm..... okay?