This was requested by my amazing friend @weirdthingweee . I hope all of you enjoy this story, and maybe get a little giggle. I was requested to really whump Whumpee, so I hope I did honor that request.
"I guess they got home early today", Caretaker looked at Whumpee's car again before unlocking the door and going inside.
"And they've started drinking. Must have had a day today", Caretaker sighed as they smelt the alcohol in the house.
Whumpee looked up from the counter where they were sitting when Caretaker stepped into the kitchen.
"Hey Whumpee", Caretaker smiled weakly, "how was your day today."
"It was okay, I'm sorry about the alcohol. It just sounded good", Whumpee frowned, "I don't have work tomorrow because of the weekend..."
"You don't have to apologize. You are an adult now, just be careful", Caretaker smiled. 'They aren't completely drunk yet, normally they get happy when they are drunk', Caretaker thought to themself, "so, you had a good day today."
"Oh, yes", Whumpee nodded, "will you take a shot with me?"
"Uh, I would rather one of us stay sober", Caretaker reached for the glasses, "I'll take a shot of water though."
Whumpee nodded and shakingly poured their shot.
"First though, where are your car keys? I'm going to put those away", Caretaker looked around the table, "we are not leaving tonight."
Caretaker came back after recovering the keys.
Whumpee watched them pick up the glass full of water.
"To the weekend", Caretaker smiled.
Whumpee was getting happier every minute.
Caretaker got some food into Whumpee, and let them go about being their happy drunk self.
"Can I have another drink?", Whumpee leaned on the wall. Caretaker did have a limit on how much Whumpee could consume, but Whumpee didn't know where they were on that limit.
"You can have one more", Caretaker nodded, "then you're cut off."
Whumpee nodded and staggered into the kitchen, "I want to try something."
Caretaker got up worriedly and followed quickly, "try what?"
Whumpee poured some vodka into a cup.
"Whumpee?", Caretaker watched.
Whumpee reached for an energy drink and poured that into the cup.
Caretaker then watched Whumpee grab something from the fridge.
"Whumpee, is that... jƦgermeister? You don't normally drink that. It's really, uhm, not your style", Caretaker frowned as Whumpee opened it, and poured, "plus it's not the greatest... I'd rather you didn't."
"You said I could have one more", Whumpee held it up happily, "it should be fine... maybe even a little healthy."
"How?", Caretaker watched the cup get closer to Whumpee's lips.
"Vodka is a disinfectant, jƦg.. meister, mmm, is herbs... good for digestion, crap like that", Whumpee smiled.
"And the energy drink?", Caretaker frowned.
"Will get my heart rate going", Whumpee laughed drunkenly and drank the glass dry.
"Ugh, Whumpee, you're killing me", Caretaker sighed, "was it at least good?"
"N-no", Whumpee grunted.
"I tried to warn you", Caretaker sighed again, "come on, you need to sit down."
"I need to puke", Whumpee gagged.
Caretaker pulled Whumpee to the trash can and held onto them.
After a few dry heaves Whumpee looked up weakly.
"Come on, out to the couch with you. I don't think you'll be on your feet for much longer", Caretaker pulled them into the living room, "I'm going to get you a bucket and some water. Don't move."
"Mmm", Whumpee moaned, "that was a mistake."
"Yes", Caretaker nodded in agreement.
Caretaker heard movement before stepping back into the living room.
Whumpee was up and quickly walking in a circle.
"Uh, Whumpee, why are you up and walking in a circle?", Caretaker set the water down.
"The room is spinning, I'm trying to keep up, mmm, with it", Whumpee paused for a moment, "mmm, I don't feel good."
"Where did you even get the idea for that concoction?", Caretaker watched Whumpee hunch slightly.
"Mmm, a coworker, I added the vodka", Whumpee dryheaved.
Caretaker hurried with the prepared bucket.
"I'm good", Whumpee groaned.
"Whumpee, you are far from good", Caretaker grabbed onto Whumpee, "come on back to the couch with you. Let's see if we can sleep this off."
"Mmm", Whumpee grumbled.
"I bet you will never do that again", Caretaker helped Whumpee lay down.
"Mmm, no", Whumpee shook their head, "the room is still spinning."
"That is more than likely the energy drink", Caretaker knelt down, "I got you though, I'm right here."
"Mmm", Whumpee slowly blinked, "mmm sleepy."
"Get some rest, I've got you", Caretaker lovingly moved Whumpee's hair out of their face.
Whumpee sighed in relief, "thankyou Caretaker."
"You're welcome", Caretaker smiled as they cupped Whumpee's cheek, "get some sleep."
Whumpee's eyes fluttered a few times.
"Mmm", Whumpee moaned as they finally went out.
"You are going to have a nasty hangover way into tomorrow. I hope you are aware of that", Caretaker stood, "oh Whumpee", they sighed, "whatever will you do with you?"
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