#werewolve

I imagine being a werewolf is a lot of body pains once a month.

“I didn’t know it was important so I sold it to a dragon. I got a ton of coins for it though!”

“You don’t go pickin fights with the fae unless you lost your damn mind!”

“I make a point of not meeting vampires so, no, I haven’t had my blood sucked before.”

“I always thought I’d be abducted by aliens not a bunch of fairies…”

“I didn’t wake up and decide to be an elf you know.”

“Don’t be mad but… I stole the dragon's egg.”

“You won’t believe what happened last night! I rode a griffin! A real, living, breathing, griffin!”

“These wings… they don’t belong to any animal.”

“How many times do I have to explain that mirrors aren’t made with silver anymore. Vampires reflections show up now. Sheesh.”

“So I joined a herd of centaurs and became an honorary member. They even gave me my own hoof pick!”

“I’m so sick of every Lord of the Rings fanatic thinking they know shit about elves. You know nothing!”

“Look. I’ll just nicely explain to the dragon that we were really hungry and not thinking straight when we stole the eggs. Everything will be fine.”

“I thought pixies were… bigger.”

“Mermaids don’t like eating fish. It feels wrong. You wouldn’t eat a monkey would you?”

“I didn’t know he was the human king when I dragged him under the water. He just looked cute!”

“Werewolves aren’t the only were creatures in this forest you need to look out for.”

“The thief had the ears and the tail of a fox! I’m not delusional. I swear it! They were real too!”

“Everyone thinks being immortal is so fun. Honestly, being able to die sounds a lot better.”

“I may have accidentally invited a werewolf to live with us….”

a digital paiting for jikook secret santa 2021 <3