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Uncle Jesse, oh Uncle Jesse With hair so full and long He rocked and rolled, he sang and played A rebel, but with a heart so strong

He came to the Tanner house With his leather jacket and cool guitar And soon he won their hearts With his charm and southern drawl

He became a father figure To DJ, Stephanie, and Michelle And he taught them how to chase their dreams And to always do it well

He fell in love with Aunt Becky And they became a pair Their love was strong and true And showed that life is fair

He sang "Forever" at their wedding A moment so sweet and true Uncle Jesse was a rockstar And we all wanted to be like him, too

He taught us to follow our hearts And to live life with a little flair And even though Full House is over Uncle Jesse's love is still there

Oh, hark! A tale of a hero bold, Whose fur was bright, his spirit gold, A dog of might, of courage rare, Whose bravery, beyond compare.

He led his pack, through darkest night, And with his bark, did strike with might, The foes who dared, to cross their path, And freed his people, from their wrath.

With keenest sense, and heart so true, He fought with all, he had to do, And through the wars, he never waned, His will to win, forever trained.

The enemy trembled, at his sight, For in his eyes, shone fearless might, And though they fought, with all their will, He proved too much, and made them still.

His intelligence, was oft unseen, For he outsmarted, with his keen, His foes, who thought, they held the key, But he, the hero, broke it free.

And when the battle, was finally done, And peace had come, with rising sun, The hero dog, stood tall and proud, His people saved, from grief and shroud.