Heyyy bro~

#ITS STILL JULY YOU ANIMALS

i keep cursing in ice cream flavors and my mom has told me to stop

update: i still haven’t stopped

how do you curse in ice cream flavors

that was beautiful

he knew he knew exactly what he was doing

SLOW CLAP

I had to reblog it twice

sORRY BUT THIS IS AMAZING

It’s from The New Yorker. It’s satire.

I’ve been wondering what message it sends for awhile now, apparently it’s random?

gUYS NO JOKE I GOT “motor oil” IN MY ASK BOX I’M SCREAMINH

I HOPE U GUYS DON’T LIE 

i wanna see what happens

it looks fun i guess

you can fly that shit rag of slavery and treason and not get arrested but protest for black lives & you get brutalized AND arrested.

PREACH

Reblog if you lick or bite your lips a lot

Im the friend

hahah you’re short

hahah i’m gonna stab you in the neck

If you can even reach my neck

this is the best vine I’ve ever seen

art

Person swinging their ponytail around: Sagittarius, Aquarius, Leo Person who lunges at another person: Capricorn, Pisces “I DON’T GIVE A FUCK!!!!!!”: Gemini, Cancer, Scorpio “Bitch i swear to god!”: Aries, Libra, Taurus Person filming and giggling: Virgo