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I'm super pumped to say that a version of this weird ass poem will be published in Papermoon (a local zine where I am)
It was heavily inspired by the weird shit my elementary students make and how a treasured creation on Monday is in the trash by Friday lol
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Uncle Jesse, oh Uncle Jesse With hair so full and long He rocked and rolled, he sang and played A rebel, but with a heart so strong
He came to the Tanner house With his leather jacket and cool guitar And soon he won their hearts With his charm and southern drawl
He became a father figure To DJ, Stephanie, and Michelle And he taught them how to chase their dreams And to always do it well
He fell in love with Aunt Becky And they became a pair Their love was strong and true And showed that life is fair
He sang "Forever" at their wedding A moment so sweet and true Uncle Jesse was a rockstar And we all wanted to be like him, too
He taught us to follow our hearts And to live life with a little flair And even though Full House is over Uncle Jesse's love is still there
So let's raise a glass to Uncle Jesse And the memories that he made He'll always be a part of us And forever, he will never fade.
an angel needs an asssssssssssss
me rn
Coffee stains under UV light. #DxO #DxOOne #digitalcamera #uvlight #imblue #photography #alien #digitalphotography #weirdassshit #blacklight #technicianlife #outterspace #coffee #lab #spectralight #thelmabergot
People are having dreams about flying and meeting celebrities and shit and here I am dreaming about going for a goddamn run and buying flour. FLOUR.
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Tf!!??Who sleeps like this??πππππ #lurken #weirdassshit
Thomas snapchatted me a picture of his poo Is this a sign that our relationship has gone too far ?
So my friend hung up on me on Skype the other day and this is the threat I used to try to make him call me back. It's a little long but I hope you enjoy. I WILL FUCKING MAKE YOU GIVE BIRTH THROUGH YOUR PENIS SO YOU'LL HAVE TO GET RECONSTRUCTIVE SURGERY ON YO JUNK AND THE ONLY OPTION YOU WILL HAVE IS TO BECOME A WOMAN AND THEN I'LL SWAP YO DILDO OUT FOR A CACTUS AND YOULL FUCK YOURSELF IN THE PENIS-VAGINA WITH THE CACTUS AND THEN ANYONE WHO FUCKS YOU AFTER WILL GET PRICKLY SHIT FROM YOUR PENIS-VAGINA ALL OVER THEIR DICK OR TONGUE AND WILL HATE YOU OR THINK YOUR JUST REALLY HAIRY DOWN THERE AND NO MATTER HOW MUCH YOU SHAVE IT WONT GO AWAY AND PEOPLE WILL HATE YOU
