#webshooters

i wish i had spideys stuff. i don't care about the powers really i just wish i had webshooters and could swing around a city. it looks amazing, it looks like it feels weightless. that would be so fucking cool

it’s funny how like “the radioactive spider gave me powers to make webs” sounds like an entirely normal superhero thing on its own UNTIL you put it next to the context of “that’s not normal even by the standards of other people who got powers from a genetically mutated spider; we use synthetic webs” and then it’s GROSS. Like you put that context in, and biowebs are FUCKING DISGUSTING but it does sound like a thing a superhero origin would do