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1) This episode is starting way too merry and jolly to end up well, isnāt it?
2) I wish there was a shot of Wynonna saying āwell, thatās not canonā because wouldnāt that be an A+ meme? Especially because whatās canon in this scene is the Menstru-Angel!
3) One of the boys is chasing after Santa, and are we gonna get a Santa demon? Because Iām here for it! Oh fuck, itās just fucking Bulshar.
Iām still... not scared of Bulshar? Like, we keep being told how heās the Big Bad but for the most part, he hasnāt done anything truly horrifying yet. And he doesnāt look menacing either. Heās this old chap with a questionable fashion style, is all.Ā
4) Wynonna feels weird about their mom being back home and living with them as if sheād never left, while Waverly is excited at the prospect of spending some mother-daughter time with her. Iām with Wynonna on this one. It still feels weird.
5) Umā¦ so, Wynonna finally tells Waverly that her dad was an actual angel, and Waverly is properly freaked out, and has to force her origin story out of her mom. Butā¦ Mama Earp just tells her a story a la The Notebook without zeroing in on the fact that this Julian guy was a freaking angel. Why is she not explaining that tidbit of information?
6) OMG I diedā¦
7) This is the sweetest bromance ever? I loved everything about this scene! Doc telling Jeremy he should get on with some gentleman, Jeremy being offended at the suggestion he canāt pass the Bechdel test, Doc being totally clueless about all the cultural references, and the hug at the end? Ugh, theyāre the cutest!
8) What type of Santa Workshop of Hell is this?
It seems like at least a dozen people or so have been kidnapped and everyone is chilling and celebrating Christmas? Priorities, I guess?
9) Oh, okay, people are freaking out. And Nedley is in shock. And Wynonna is making googly eyes at this Charlie guy in the crime scene of a missing kid. At least he saved her, which earns him a couple of points.
10) Do you think Purgatoryās first families made some type of pact with Bulshar to give up their descendants or something? I mean, there must be a reason why people belonging to these families are going missing.
11) And Waverly is paying a visit to Bobo. Iām very excited about this, Iāve always enjoyed their interactions so much.
12) OMFG, Doc had no idea that his wife had always been a vampire?? This show is the best sitcom EVER.
13) Soā¦ is Waverly really an angel? Or is Bobo calling her an angel because of his belief that a woman called Waverly saved him all that time ago and told him to protect her when they met again?
14) Ay ay ay, these two break my heart every single time!
DOC: It is bad luck to refuse a kiss underneath the mistletoe.
WYNONNA: Are you waiting for one or are you offering?
DOC: The offer is always there.
WYNONNA: Maybe you should stick to kissing your wife.
DOC: I have not been with her in a century.
WYNONNA: Oh, so your knife was at her place because your dishwasher was broken? It is not my jam to be the other woman.
DOC: Dammit, Wynonna, you are not the other woman. You're... another woman.
WYNONNA: What does that mean?
DOC: It means, she was my wife. And now you're... someone I've shared something even greater with. More than just romance. We had a baby...
DOC: Isn't it time that we stopped being scared and starting being honest with one another?
WYNONNA: Honestly? I don't know what to do with you.
DOC: You could admit that you love me.
WYNONNA: Let's just get back to work.
Yes, yes, YES, Iām a sucker for this type of relationships. Heās always wearing his heart on his sleeve and laying it all out for her, and sheās so afraid of giving herself to someone that she canāt admit she does love him. I just hope nothing happens to Doc before she gets the chance to be honest with himā¦
15) Nedley is having a hard time coming to terms with his responsibility in this kidās disappearance (although itās obvious he couldnāt have done anything to stop it.) Heās questioning his role as a sheriff, and I know this is all leading up to Nicole taking over. Heās mentioned several times heās tired, and the idea of passing the torch to Nicole has been festering for a while. I guess if this kid dies, that will be the last drop for Nedley.
16) What is Bulshar doing with these people?
17) So, Bulshar is offing the first familiesā descendants because their ancestors betrayed him and turned him in to Ward. Andā¦ how mean is it if Iād rather little Tim died instead of Jeremyās boy toy? Oops.
18) Okay, Charlie dude wasnāt as clueless as he seemed to be, which is always appreciated. But Doc shouldāve been the one by Wynonnaās side when they broke into Bulsharās Little Workshop, kicking ass and calling names.
19) Ā Awww, that was sweet!
And little Tim didnāt have to die, go figure.
20) This is not a surprise, of course.
21) No no no, Doc left in the middle of Christmas dinner and Wynonna was about to go after him but her mom told her to stay, will these two ever be on the same page? Ever?!
22) That was a nice gestureā¦
But Iām still not on board with the Mama Earp train.Ā
23) There it is.
Thatās the meat of the matter, and itās nice to know Wynonna at least can admit it to herself, and to her mom. She thinks sheās broken and she thinks she doesnāt deserve good things, love, happiness, whatever version of a happy ending one could get at Purgatory. I just hope when she makes up her mind, the writers donāt find some contrived plot to keep her and Doc apart.
24) Ugh.
I guess Wynonna can get in the middle of her own happiness all by herself. Iāve got nothing against Charlie, Iāve liked what Iāve seen of him so far. But I canāt see him as anything but a distraction since thatās exactly what Wynonna is going for.
25) Oh, damn, Mama Earp, youāve no idea what youāve done.
26) Waverly is every lesbianās wet dream, isnāt she?
27) Umā¦ Nope?
Nonononono
Fuck this. Why couldnāt Wynonna be honest with him? He heard the words he needed to hear from her, but it was Kate saying them. And it was so obvious she was playing him like a fiddle. He knew it, too, and I guess it was an easy choice. But what will this mean for him? What will be the rammifications of this choice? Doc Holliday, a vampire? I donāt know if l like the sound of that. I guess Iāll have to wait and see how this plays out.
28) A fun episode that advanced a lot of the seasonās arc a bit, and I canāt wait where this season takes us! I still need answers about Waverly!Ā
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