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Stray thoughts
1) I donât know why Wynonna is so surprised to find Doc shacking up in the woods. Heâs a pariah. Heâs not a person and heâs not a revenant, and his loyalties only lie with himself. Heâs not a villain, but heâs not a good guy either. Heâs just trying to save his own ass.
2) Oh, wow, Mattie (is that the Blacksmithâs name? thatâs what Constance called her) has a breast tumor⊠and the witch just offered to cure it for her. It really takes a strong person to refuse such an offer. Constance also offered to make her âyoung again.â How old is she?
3) Constance is not fucking around, thoughâŠ
Bitch, you need a makeover.
4) Doesnât Waverly think she should keep that skull somewhere that is not the barâs counter?
5) Is Dolls acting all flirty and fun because of the drug he has in his system?
6) Oh, noâŠ
But I liked how sure the Blacksmith is that Waverly is going to end the witch.
7) Who is Waverly throwing a party for? And I donât understand why she insists on flaunting that skull everywhere and to everyone! Girl, didnât you get the memo? Youâre IN DANGER because of it! But she carries it around everywhere as if it was an Academy Award or something.
8) Oh, I really thought Doc was going to keep his mouth shut about what he knows, but here he is, warning Waverly about the fact that Boboâs looking for a skull to complete his skeleton puzzleâŠ
9) I really liked how he doesnât understand how phones work and the way he said âtelephonyâ instead of âtelephone.â It makes sense that he wouldnât understand modern technology, doesnât it? And now heâs staring at the skull on the mantel. What are you going to do, Doc? Iâm rooting for youâŠ
10) Wait, what? Engagement party? Didnât she break up with Champ?
11) Oh, Doc, sheâs inviting you to move to their land and youâll âconsiderâ it? You really are in no position to be picky, you were sleeping in the woods and you almost got your throat slit! Just say yes, move to the barn so that Wynonna can sneak there in the middle of the night and you can go for round two.
12) So⊠Dolls has been removed from his position because of the drugs thing, right?
13) Oh, okay, she was throwing an engagement party for a friend who doesnât seem to be much of a friendâŠ
14) I stand corrected, sheâs a fucking asshole:
I mean, I'm not trying to be mean here, but there aren't exactly a bunch of dudes lined up waiting to date an Earp.
15) Nicola is super into Waverly and Iâm here for it.
Just look at her eyes when Wynonna says that Waverly should be hanging out with her.
16) Doc joining the girls for the engagement party and helping Waverly look good in front of these idiots who do not deserve her making an effort is the best thing ever.
17) Bless the Blacksmith. Sheâs fucking dying and yet she found strength in herself to go and warn Waverly about the witch, even though the reason sheâs dying is that Waverly sought her out in the first place. I really hope Doc does as she says and tries to take Waverly away. But Iâm also hoping that the witch arrives and murders that blonde bitch.
18) FuckâŠ
She used her last breath to instruct Doc on what to do to defeat the witch. Heâd better be worthy of this information.
19) Fuck, heâs not taking Waverly away.
20) So, on top of everything, thereâs someone using hellfire to do surgery on girls and remove their organs. Cool. Cool cool cool.
And the girl has a welt with the shape of a spade. Exactly like the symbol on the 7th revenantâs cane. So how long till Wynonna put these two obviously related facts together?
21) This episode is making me super tense! With them at the morgue and someone else in the building, and Waverly and Doc with the engagement party with an uninvited guest⊠Iâm all jittery. Theyâre building the suspense very well.
22) Fuck!
23) Most bizarre engagement party ever.
24) HELL YEAH!!
Damn, that was sick!
25) Yep, Dolls is being deployed. To Sweden, apparently.
26) This kind of reminded me of Cordelia calling Buffy and the Scoobies out in season 1âŠ
People getting eaten by something? Call Wynonna. Guy gets murdered by a man in a mirror? Yeah, Wynonna to the rescue.
It really doesnât take a genius to notice there is a connection, but most people choose to turn a blind eye.
27) This is a great line to quote out of context!
28) OMG
DOC: After she made me agelessâŠ
STEPH: Ageless?!
DOC: She stuck me at the bottom of an old well - to spend my immortality.
STEPH: Immorta�
DOC: Rotting in the ground. And then Wynonna showed up to retrieve Wyatt's gun and left me a rope dangling, and here I am.
STEPH: Dangling?Â
See what I did there? đ
29) Is the witch going to use the blacksmithâs body to get herself invited into the house?
30) I loved every second of Waverlyâs meltdownâŠ
WAVERLY: Stephanie, you're right, it's all true! I am a freak! Wynonna's a freak! Doc's a freak!
DOC: Hey now!
WAVERLY: But I'm a freak who knows that the most lethal place to stab someone bigger than you is through the ear. Yes, I'm the freak who knows that witches can't cross lines of salt, which is pretty handy right now. And I'm the freak who, six months ago, would have been too polite to mention that that big ole diamond on your finger, not only is it cubic zirconium, but it is ugly as shit!
STEPH: You bitch!
WAVERLY: So for once in your life, please, just be smarter than you look and just shut up!
31) omfg what is this episode!
Is she raising an army of fucking zombies?
32) Another iconic line!
Iâm fucking dying!
33) It wasnât as satisfying as Iâd expected, but Iâll take it.
And now sheâs another zombie. Cool. Cool cool cool cool.Â
34) What the fuck is this episode, ISTG
35) Oh, lord, they kept their sistersâ room intact. Ouch.Â
36) Oh, Chrissy is actually super nice? Also, Iâd totally forgotten she was still in the house hahaha!
37) I knew she was going to bash the skull! Itâs interesting that the reason the witch made Doc immortal and threw him in the well was that Wyatt Earp loved him. I guess if she couldnât kill Wyatt, torturing Doc forever was the next best thing.
38) So⊠for someone whoâs supposed to have the best aim, Doc didnât, like, have the best aim? At least he scared her away.
39) Oh, shitâŠ
WAVERLY: You do love her after all.
DOC: Love? Well, that's a bit rich.
WAVERLY: There. You wanted to know what your tell at poker is? Simple. You're always, always lying.
Wow, that was a very powerful moment between these two. I wasnât expecting to be so captivated by their interaction, and I thought Docâs interactions were going to be mostly limited to Wynonna, but I find his and Waverlyâs relationship just as, if not more, interesting. I had a feeling Wynonna was going to be the reason heâd strive to change, but it might be Waverly, and I dig that.
I also liked how she describes Doc and herself as the scorpion and the frog. She knew that she would get stung, yet she trusted him anyway. See, Docâs nature might be to lie, deceive and betray, but Waverlyâs is to trust and give people second chances. Hereâs to hoping some of it rubs on Doc.
40) Itâs nice to see Wynonna has decided to come clean and open up to Nicole. Sheâs earned it, and Wynonna definitely could use a friend.
41) Sparks are flyingâŠ
42) Is Dolls going to turn Doc in in order to save the division?
43) WaitâŠ
Does this mean that Doc and Constance are somehow linked and that heâll die if she dies? Is that the real reason she threw him in the well? I know heâs ageless, but maybe heâs not literally immortal? And if theyâre linked, then that means if something happens to Doc sheâll die and vice versa.
44) HOLD UP!!
Where the fuck are Wynonna and Nicole?? WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON??
45) Wow, what an episode! I literally commented every minute of it? Iâm super into this show and I really canât wait to see where this season is going!
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Some thoughts on Wynonna Earp 1x07 (written while watching):
Doc is kinda annoying. Also thereâs John again (I suppose this means Carl will show up again too)
I like Mattie and I know this isnât going to end well for her :( (Although according to the Constanceâs comments, she might be dying of cancer anyway?)
Also, as a side note, Iâm curious why the Constanceâs eyes glow blueâŠ
Mattie! :(
I like Waverlyâs dress
Dolls! :(
Yay Haught! And her and Wynonna bonding
âŠdammit I was hoping Mattie would survive
Waverly is awesome! (and I think I share her opinion of Doc. âŠand I wonder if part of Docâs feeling for Wynonna are because she reminds him of Wyatt?)
Yay that Haught is going to get read into this (although now Iâm going to be worried about her safety)
