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I just watched Wynonna Earp 1x13 for the first time and I need a fucking oxygen tank, I nearly died of a heart attack like twenty fucking times, that episode was a hell of a ride! THANK YOU FOR MAKING ME WATCH THIS SHOW!
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Stray thoughts
1) Wellā¦
Can you shoot them?
Yes.
Should you shoot them?
Also yes.
Do they need to be shot?
Yas.
2) They just threw her out of the window! Priceless!
3) Noononononononono
4) Soā¦ for a second there it seemed as though Bobo would be able to cross the threshold but then he started burning up, and I thought: āYes! That means that Willa is NOT the true heir!ā But of course, they needed Peacemaker, and she was like ābut I have itā and again I was āYes! That means that Willa is NOT the true heir!ā butā¦ it wasnāt the real Peacemaker. Bless Waverly ā Iām assuming it was her who came up with this ideaā¦ - but when exactly did she pull off the switcharoo? Or did we see that and I just forgot about it?
5) Please tell me thatās not fucking Clootieā¦
Who would get her out of her comfy hole?! And more importantly, WHY?
6) Oh, my god, bitch, youād better die in this episode!!
I KNEW IT! I knew I shouldnāt trust you, you duplicitous wannabe-heir!
7) Sheās so fucking disgusting, I canāt get over it????
WILLA: Maybe we have time for a quickie. You screw me, and then we screw this town.
For a second, I thought that she might be trying to play Bobo, but no, sheās just a fucking nasty bitch, thatās all.
8) Oooh, Doc is ready to pour some teaā¦
And Dollsā explanationā¦?Ā
It's just medicine. Look, I've taken this since I was a kid. It helps keep me alive and some parts of me dead.
9) Nicole just saw the weapons stash and got all wet. Thatās my girl.
10) I also love her reaction to being brought up to speed. She was like, āFinally, thank you!ā Like, seriously, it comes to a point in supernatural shows where it is disrespectful to the characters to keep them in the dark about the supernatural.
11) Seriously, dude, if anyone is a cancer is yourself, just take a look in the mirror.
12) Soā¦ Willa is still looking for Peacemaker so it canāt have been her who put Waverly to sleep and kidnapped herā¦
13) Ā It was fucking Chrissy who got Waverly!
14) Ay, Wynonna, why arenāt all your alarms going off right now? Everything Willa has said so far is giving her awayā¦ She couldnāt care less about Waverlyās safety, sheās only concerned about getting Peacemaker back and she just wants to off all those āmeatsticksā ā her words ā so I hope Wynonna is not that gullibleā¦
15) Same initials as Jesus Christ? Whatās this dudeās name?
16) So, on top of all the other evil things about him, Boboās also a pedophile, right? I mean, Willa must have been a teen when they āfell in loveā, right? Can someone please help with the timeline?
17) So the bitch is showing her true colorsā¦
I really love this! If I think back to episode one, I wouldāve predicted that Waverly would be the optimistic, naĆÆve sister in contrast to Wynonnaās cynicism and untrustworthiness. But Waverly is intuitive like Bobo said, and she is damn smart. So while everyone else was celebrating Willaās return, she held her guard up and watched. Ugh, Waverly has the potential to be my favoriteā¦
18) OMG the fucking bitch just shot Nicole!! After Wynonna gave up Peacemaker because WAVERLY SAID THAT SHE LOVED NICOLE!!!! I swear to God, if Willa is alive after this episode Iāll fucking go and murder her myself!
19) Oh thank god she was wearing a bulletproof vest! And sheās also got Wynonnaās approvalā¦
20) Now, this?
This is rather epicā¦
21) I knew the Sheriff was going to stand up for Wynonna, heās been slowly but surely turning into a somewhat decent man, has come a long way since his misogynistic remarks from episode one.
22) Guys, Iām really into this. Now Wynonna has to save all the townspeople, who are literally placing their lives on her hands. Like, itās literally full circle since episode one and Iām loving it!
23) DOLLS ALSO GOT SHOT?! WTF IS THIS SHOW DOING?!!!
24) Oh, no worries, false alarmā¦
HEāS JUST A FUCKING MONSTER!
25) Okay, Iām genuinely scared of Dolls?
26) Why didnāt Dolls let Wynonna touch him? Are the drugs heās taking contagious or something? Again, they really donāt seem like medicineā¦
27) Iām not gonna lie. Iām super excited about watching Doc and Wynonna teaming up and shooting up everyoneās assholes into hell.
28) WTF Waverly!
Is she really trying to reason with Boboā¦?
29) Okay, soā¦ Willa was thirteenā¦ when Bobo āfell in loveā with herā¦
30) Shit, I did not see that comingā¦
But at least he has some decency left in him, he protected her from Willaā¦
31) Oh, Waverly, I want to hug herā¦
32) So many Spuffy āTouchedā vibes, the feels are realā¦
WYNONNA: Come on, Doc, spit it out.
DOC: Spit what out?
WYNONNA: You know, the rousing old-timey speech that's gonna make me believe I can take on my own sister. Come on. WWWD. What Would Wyatt Do?
DOC: I once had a dog the name of Plucky.
WYNONNA: Your big pep talk is "Plucky"?
33) ISTG! Why am I such trash for ships like this?!
34) Seriously, though, doesnāt this whole conversation give you Spuffy vibes?!
WYNONNA: Willa's got Peacemaker. Bobo's got telekinetic powers. What do we got?
DOC: Things that go boom.
WYNONNA: She's better than me, Doc. Faster. I don't think I can beat her.
DOC: But you are still gonna try.
WILLA: I have to.
DOC: Careful, Earp. Doing what's right even in the face of ridiculous odds? You are beginning to sound like a hero.
35) Ā Okay, soā¦ Dollsā superiors want to kinda let Bobo cross the border and see what happens? And she called Dolls a monster, and Iām guessing itās not a metaphorā¦
36) Bobo was ricocheting the bullets like fucking Neo or something and thenā¦
A fucking grenade!!!
37) Waitā¦
That fucking JC guy said that if the heir crossed the limits with hatred in her heart they would all go to hell or something, didnāt he?!
38) Oh my fucking god Wynonna, just fucking shoot her!!
39) Dolls shot herā¦
And this snake thingy definitely has some Buffy vibesā¦
40) Oh, damn, this wasnāt as satisfying as I had expectedā¦
41) Yep, this was epicā¦
But what does it mean about the borders?
42) And theyāre taking both Bobo and Dollsā¦
43) āWe know what you did.ā What the fuck did she do?!
44) Wait, are they going to blow up the whole town?! Why did that bitch say āBoomā?
45) Soā¦ the revenants want to leave the triangle, but there are other thingies that want to get inā¦
46) ā¦
She put him out of his miseryā¦ wtf!!! No more Bobo?! (and Iāve just realized how ridiculous that question sounds)
47) WTF!!
Waverly, why on earth would you touch a sticky substance in a hellhole like Purgatory?! And why is this show not over with the plot twists?!
48) WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
49) What an awesome season finale! I enjoyed literally every second of it, the surprises kept on coming and I didnāt have time to deal! Iāve got to so many questions?! Whoās the old one Bobo mentioned? What possessed Waverly? Iām positive she couldnāt have shot Wynonna, but who or what did she shoot? Is Bobo really gone? Or will he be back? Whoās Waverlyās father?! And how the hell is Wynonna going to manage to keep the revenants from getting out while guarding off the things that want to get in?
This show has everything that I love about supernatural shows, and Iām super into it! I canāt wait to start watching season 2!! And if you have any questions about my feelings/opinions about season 1 stuff, hit the ask box!
50) There are more comments in this recap than minutes in the episode, btw.
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