random daddy!nat & mommy!wanda headcanons??
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random daddy!nat & mommy!wanda headcanons??
some sexual content ahead, cismen & minors DNI, this post is strictly WLW

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WandaNat Scent Headcanons
I feel like everyone uses the same scents for female characters. At least in the fandoms I’m in. For some reason everyone smells like vanilla and I don’t like vanilla perfumes irl or cinnamon so here are other scents I think Wanda and Natasha smell like. Enjoy!!!
🍃Wanda smells fresh like…
• fresh cut grass on Sunday morning
• the impedance of rain coming in the afternoon
• the saltwater in the air as waves crash onto shore
• faint cucumber and mint that’s used in her body wash
• soft lavender from the epson salt that was used to soothe her muscles during her bath
Wanda Maximoff as your girlfriend
Pairing: Wanda x reader Warnings: Noting, just fluff Main Masterlist Wanda Masterlist
You're the most important person in her life and she reminds you of it in a daily basis
You try to help her overcome all of her trauma
She's very loyal
She will always protect you, even if that means too harsh measures to stop you from fighting with the Avengers
She's not jealous
She will always apologize first after a fight
She's a good listener
You shouldn't mention Pietro to her, she gets so sad (obviously)
Likes to cook for you
Pietro didn't like you at first, in the end he did though
She's very protective over you
You were dating before Ultron
She found it very cute when you were jealous of Vision paying attention to her
If you had powers she would've helped you control them
She trusts you a lot
She loves physical contact, so hugs, piggyback rides and kisses are usual of her
She makes sure you're okay
She would do anything for you
She tries to use her powers only for good reasons to avoid scaring you
i would like to discuss the washing r’s mouth out with soap idea because DAMN. plz wanda wash my mouth out with soap and then sit on my face so all i taste is you
warnings: toxic behavior, possessive behavior, mommy kink, pet play if you squint, Stockholm Syndrome
toxic Wanda headcanons because I'm on my period and I get to spoil myself!!
You have no idea what you're getting into when you first meet her. Wanda seems so nice and gentle when you first start talking, that you ignore the tiny red flags that may pop up when you two first become friends. For a moment, you're convinced that Wanda was entirely oblivious to your feelings at first. It's hard talking to her, so you opt to make her jealous instead.
It works a lot better than you intended and Wanda is pissed. Like, drag you to another room and spend an hour giving you hickies pissed. You stupidly take this as the sign of a new relationship, but Wanda refuses to make anything official for some weeks. She goes on "dates" with other people and won't show any affection towards you.
𝐁𝐞𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐖𝐚𝐧𝐝𝐚𝐕𝐢𝐬𝐢𝐨𝐧! 𝐖𝐚𝐧𝐝𝐚'𝐬 𝐬/𝐨 𝐰𝐨𝐮𝐥𝐝 𝐢𝐧𝐜𝐥𝐮𝐝𝐞
⤷ gender neutral, ambiguous race, and any size reader. Requests are open, thank you for reading!
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Having a secret crush on Wanda would include:
•she’s your best friend first and foremost! So actually you feel terrible that your feelings have grown and evolved into something more than friendship…that the platonic love has bloomed into a romantic interest.
•but you don’t tell her, you keep it secret. And it’s so difficult. With her sweet smiles, her intuition, her abilities…secrets are hard to keep, but keep it you do!
•you realised early on in your friendship the importance of television shows, so when you notice that she’s had a long day or a tough mission, you make a point of inviting yourself to her place with lots of treats and takeout food, and you watch something together. It depends what she’s in the mood for- comedy? Angst? Romance? She picks the show, you provide the food, drinks and company.
•for the most part you manage to control your reactions when you’re around her, but when that pure and dazzling smile takes over her face…you can’t help the longing pang that echos through your heart. But you wipe the longing look off your face before she spots it, it wouldn’t do to have her questioning what’s wrong.
•you two go shopping together, it’s always so much fun! Nat often comes with you both- she’s the best terrible influence! She’ll encourage all sorts of hijinks- cocktails at lunchtime, skimpy outfits etc. She’s a great friend to you both, she’s worked out that you like Wanda, but she won’t give you away.
•the amount of times you nearly give yourself away though! You need to work on your skills of deceit. But instead of actually managing to hide your feelings you just became quiet.
•as your crush grew into a monstrously large bundle of desire, love, lust, want, need, joy, sorrow, and so on, you started to distance yourself a bit. You didn’t want to make Wanda uncomfortable, and if she found out about your feelings you didn’t want her to believe you were only friends with her because you wanted more. Because that wasn’t true! Her friendship meant the world to you! You were happy to be friends, it was enough.
•she’s not stupid though. Eventually your subdued nature, and her feeling that you’re holding something back from her becomes too much to ignore. She doesn’t even think of invading your mind to discover what it is, she respects your privacy and autonomy. Instead she asks, and she’s so earnest, so sweet, she cares so much, that you can’t help but tell her the truth. It comes tumbling from your lips like a reservoir emptying after the dam bursts. And she just smiles, at last, you were both free.
Wanda Maximoff x Autistic!Reader Headcanons
Request: Hello love, Could I please request Wanda Maximoff dating an autistic!reader would include? Preferably with a female reader, but it really doesn't have to be!
Thank you so much! ♡
This is such a sweet request thank you @lunamooney2406!! Also WandaVision is SO GOOD I literally cannot wait till next week!! <3
(Also I really really hope this is alright - I tried to do a lot of research about Autism because you guys are awesome and deserve to be represented more in Fanfiction!!)
Although she’s careful not to take you out to places that are too loud, or too bright, in case it triggers your sensory overload, Wanda loves nothing more than to just spend as much quiet time alone in your company as she can.
She just loves being near you so much okay you are the light of her life I’m going to cry she’s lost so much and she loves you so much I-
She’s just super protective, she can’t help it.
Especially after the events in Civil War, with the accident at Lagos leaving her just completely desperate for some warm human contact. She’d love nothing more than for the two of you to just sit side by side on her bed at the Avenger’s Base, flipping through the news channels, or using her powers to flick on the record player in Vision’s room.
She begins to hum along gently, quietly getting up and grabbing her guitar from the corner of the room. Sitting down on one of the nearby barstools, she begins to softly strum along, her foot tapping along with the warm melody of the music.
For that moment, while she was serenading you, it was as if her past had never existed. When she glanced up at you, clutching one of her bed pillows and staring at her in fascination, the small smile she gave you was one of pure wonderment. It was as if you were the only other person to exist in reality.
When she finished, she coughed lightly, scared to realise it was because you were the only other person she couldn’t exist without in this reality.
You, on the other hand, started giggling and clapping your hands in applause at her performance. It was the first time she’d ever heard you laugh, and it was the most beautiful sound in the universe.
That’s why, when you agree to go off the grid with her, she can’t calm the racing in her chest and the grin that tingles at the corners of her lips. Those were some of the best months of her life, just you and her, surrounded by fiery, starlight nights of inky solitude and beacon-glowing, warm, soft Scottish streets that you strolled down, talking about everything and nothing. Or days spent, just reading together in the warmth of a local hotel’s bed, snuggling together on top of the chunky-knit blankets.
If you have an aversion to touch, she always holds her hand out to you, asking if you’d feel comfortable wanting to hold it. She also likes to read to you, her accent soothing as they make the words spark and come alive off the page.
If you like being touched, she loves to tuck her legs over yours, enjoying the feeling of warmth that spreads up her thighs and sends butterflies fluttering in the pit of her stomach. She leans forward to kiss your forehead, laughing as the two of you scrunch up your noses familiarly at each other, her oversized jumper tickling her toes.
Even without her powers, she just knows instinctively is something is wrong with you, or if someone has upset you.
She tries to swallow her anger, but sometimes she can’t help but tell of whoever it was, before coming over to help you. She squats down beside you, shooting heated glances at everyone to give the two of you space, before she tries to help you calm down, repeating stories from her childhood in Sokovia, about the pranks she used to play on her brother Pietro when they were younger, about meeting you.
She lights up every time she retells that story, without fail.
She loves to use her powers to treat you - if you want to cook something specific for dinner, you bet the pots and pans are already spinning around in the kitchen, made exactly as you like it. If you accidentally spill something, or drop something, or need to reach something, she won’t even be in the room and STILL it will magically float into your hands.
(She also uses it to cheat at board games or steal some of your snacks when you’re not looking but she’ll never admit to it willingly).
She loves to get out and experience new cultural things, so she constantly takes you to events such as conventions. As you pull her down the aisles of the halls, fingers gripped tight onto hers as you point out different figurines, comics, statues, art - literally it could be anything, she just loves to hear you talk about what you love.
She’s a big fan of ice cream dates - on warm spring afternoons, when the sun is just setting its golden haze down upon the orchid pink wisps of the cotton clouds, she takes you down to a small, solitude spot by a nearby lake. Sitting side by side by the gentle wave of its tide, she reaches over with a giggle to kiss the remnants off your lips.
If anyone from the Avengers comes to visit you two, she’s so protective that she always makes sure she’s sitting next to you.
She adores it when you try and comb through her hair. Sometimes, it become so curly that you just run your fingers through it instead, and hum in delight at the groan of thanks she gives you.
(You get bonus points if you try and style it without her knowing. Nat, especially, finds it hilarious.)
If she ever gets persuaded to go out on missions, she gives you her signature red leather jacket so you can have a piece of her to hold on to while she’s gone.
When the two of you finally buy an apartment together, she tries to teach you how to cook some of her family’s old recipes, but you end up spilling paprika all over the food, and somehow burn one of the spatulas so she decides to just cook it for you.
All she wants to do is settle down and love you forever please let her!!!
The character and number thing: 4,10,13 for Wanda 🙃
thanks for asking anon ❤️
4. a headcanon to spite canon, specifically
In another world, the Hex reality is real and is a safe place for Wanda and Vision. they live their domestic superhero lives with their superpowered kids and are happy and safe 😔
10. I recognize canon has made a decision, but given that it's a stupid-ass decision, I've elected to ignore it (+ what should have happened)
End of Endgame when Wanda and Clint 'honour’ Nat and Vis at the lakehouse I acknowledge canon made a decision to not use their names and be all abstract, but this was a stupid-ass decision so I have elected to ignore it. Instead Wanda personally took charge of organising their funerals (hence wanting to retrieve Vis’ body). She also 100% helped keep Nat’s charity to aid children orphaned by the snap afloat in the wake of Nat’s death and expanded its reach to those displaced by the blip.
13. Wanda’s happiest memory
At first I thought I might answer with ‘Wanda, welcome home’ in WV but I think there are a lot more complicated emotions tied up for her in that moment. so instead I'll go with when Vision asked her to stay in IW 🤩 (if we just ignore the rude interruption of interstellar war) Y'all see the happiness in her eyes?? Can you imagine? actually I take it back maybe this is the answer to 10 - just let them live happily ever after goddammit marvel.
asks are from this fun list, feel free to send me more :)